Gregg Rogell - Cell Phones

  • Season 7 , Ep 24
  • 07/31/2003
  • Views: 12,170

Gregg Rogell's new plan lets him use his cell phone Mondays between five and seven in the morning. (1:19)

IT'S EXPENSIVE HERE IN NEW YORK,

THOUGH.

I JUST GOTTA NEW CELL PHONE

PLAN.

I GET 200 ANY TIME MINUTES

AND 3000 WE'RE-GONNA-PLUCK-YOU

LIKE-A-PIGEON-AND-LAUGH-AT-YOU

MINUTES.

IT'S GREAT.

I CAN CALL ANYBODY ON MONDAY

BETWEEN 5:00 AND 7:00 AM.

[LAUGHTER]

I THINK THAT EVERY TIME YOU USE

A ROAMING CHARGE, A LITTLE ICON

SHOULD POP UP OF A GUY GETTING

(BLEEP) IN THE (BLEEP).

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS, APPLAUSE]

WELL, YOU KNOW, THAT WAY

YOU'D KNOW YOU'RE ROAMIN'.

[LAUGHTER]

CELL PHONES CAN GIVE YOU

BRAIN TUMORS, AND YET THE

ANTHRAX ONLY KILLED FIVE PEOPLE.

MAYBE THE TERRORISTS SHOULD HAVE

JUST CALLED US ON OUR

CELL PHONES.

THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE

EFFECTIVE.

RING, RING, RING.

"HELLO?"

"ICH BA ALLAH."

[LAUGHTER]

RING, RING, RING.

"HELLO?"

"I CALL BACK AGAIN."

"OH, JESUS, HE KEEPS--"

RING, RING, RING.

"HELLO."

"YOU HAVE A COLLECT CALL.

CALLER SAY YOUR NAME, PLEASE."

"ICH BA ALLAH."

"OH, (BLEEP).

OH, ROAMING CHARGES?

YOU EVIL BASTARD!

MY LITTLE GUY'S GETTING

(BLEEP) IN THE (BLEEP)."

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