breaking news from overseas.
The half-brother of North Koreandictator Kim Jong-un
was murdered todaywhile traveling in Malaysia.
REPORTER: Police say an unidentified woman
threw a cloth laced with liquid on his face.
REPORTER 2: Police saying CCTV led them to the femme fatale,
a 28-year-old Vietnamese woman
in that LOL T-shirt.
Imagine being assassinated
by an Internet meme.
It's like, your last wordswould be, like,
"OMG, literallydying right now."
This is such a strange thing...This is real life.
An assassin wearing an LO...
Like, assassinsare supposed to blend in.
It's hard to be a spywearing an LOL shirt.
There's a reason Jason Bournedidn't run around
with an emoji on his top.
You know what I mean?It's just like,
"Who was that man?""Oh, it's Jason Bourne.
"I recognized him by the,uh, poop thing, uh, on his, uh,
on his shirt."
But this is a reallytragic story.
Not that you'd know itfrom the way CNN covered it.
WOLF BLITZER: An "un-expected" death.
The half-brother of North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un
dies suddenly overseas.
And you've beendoing so well recently.
A man was killed here,
and you're going with"un-expected"?
And-and that seems bad,
until you realizethat Wolf Blitzer
has an "un-controllable"problem.
BLITZER: An "un-seen" threat.
North Korea says it could launch
an intercontinental missile.
(Blitzer reading headlines)
"Un-der," uh, uh... close scrutiny.
I should say "un-contested."
Are you (bleep) killing me?
Get help, my friend.