Tristen and Blayke

  • Season 1 , Ep 6
  • 04/21/2010
  • Views: 73,384

Blayke must be approved by the Vampire Processing Bureau, and Frank Grimes must control his murderous rage. (2:02)

TO THE GROUP:

TRISTAN AND BLAKE.

- DAMN, I'D LIKE TO GETMY BRAIN STEM ALL UP IN THAT.

- HEY, COULD YOU PLEASE SHOWA LITTLE RESPECT FOR THE LADY?

- LADY?I'M TALKING ABOUT THE VAMPIRE.

- YAY, EVERYONE'S STARINGAT MY GORGEOUS BOYFRIEND.

I'M PRETTY USED TO IT BY NOW.

IT'S, LIKE, PAR FOR THE COURSE.

LIKE, STARING AT MY BOYFRIENDIS, LIKE, A PAR FOUR,

AND YOU ALL JUST HIT THE BALLFOUR TIMES.

[quietly]DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

- I HATE VAMPIRE.

THEY CHEAP,AND THEY RUN ALL BLOOD BANK.

- AND THE SHADOW GOVERNMENT.

- HEY,THOSE ARE UGLY STEREOTYPES.

LET'S LOOK AT THE FACTS.

LET'S SEE.

AVOID SUNLIGHT.

NO REFLECTIONS.

FEAST ON WILD ANIMALS.

RUN BLOOD BANKSAND THE SHADOW GOVERNMENT.

UM...

- I TELL YOU.

- MAY I SAY SOMETHING, MARK?

I ASSURE YOU, THOSE ARE ALLSLANDEROUS BELIEFS

DATING BACK TO THE DAYSOF THE MADMAN VAN HELSING.

- ALL RIGHT.THAT MAY BE TRUE.

I'M NOT REALLY SURE.

BUT THE JUDGE SAIDIF YOU WANT TO BE A VAMPIRE,

YOU'LL HAVE TO BE APPROVEDBY THE VAMPIRE PROCESSING BUREAU

JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.

- AND HOW LONG DOES THAT TAKE?

- SAYS HERE...SIX TO EIGHT WEEKS.

- THAT'S A REALLY LONG TIME.

- IS THAT IT?

- I THOUGHT IT WOULD HAVEMORE EFFECT

IF I KEPT IT SHORT.

NOW I'M PAUSINGFOR DRAMATIC EFFECT.

- [yawns]

- OKAY, HERE I GO.

DON'T BOTHER COMING AFTER ME!

- SORRY, I SHOULD REALLYMAKE SURE SHE'S OKAY.

- OF COURSE, YEAH, GO AHEAD.

- WAIT!COME BACK!

WHY'D YOU LET HIM LEAVELIKE THAT?

- MY [bleep] IS BLOCKED.

- YOU SEE, ALL THAT'S REQUIRED

TO MAKE YOUR MURDEROUS RAGEGO AWAY

IS TO COUNT DOWNFROM THREE, TWO, ONE.

VOILA.

- WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DOWITH ANGER MANAGEMENT?

- IT DIDN'T MAKE YOU ANGRY,RIGHT?

- I SUPPOSE NOT.

- MAGIC.

YOU SEE, MR. GRIMES' GOON SQUAD,

PERHAPS IF YOU THINK OF THE MILKAS YOUR ANGER...

- INTERESTING.

- SPEAKS TO MEON MANY DIFFERENT LEVELS.

- IT DOES?MY GOSH, I'M A HIT.

SAY, WHAT ARE YOU FELLAS DOINGAFTER WORK?

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