Marc Maron - Future of the Environment

  • Season 1 , Ep 4
  • 01/29/2010
  • Views: 9,145

The Chinese will be the only ones who can properly prepare the prehistoric toxic algae. (1:20)

THIS ISN'T ABOUT FOOD.IT'S ABOUT THE FUTURE.

AND--AND I THINK THE FUTUREIS ALSO CHINESE ENVIRONMENTALLY

'CAUSE IF YOU READTHE STUDIES ON GLOBAL WARMING,

WHICH EXISTS--

THERE'S REALLY NO REASONTO FIGHT THAT FIGHT.

(cheers and applause)

I MEAN, YOU KNOW,I LIVE IN LOS ANGELES.

I KNOW IT EXISTS.

I KNOW YOU'RE NOTSUPPOSED TO TASTE AIR.

(laughter)

BUT THE FUTURE IS CHINESEENVIRONMENTALLY.

'CAUSE IF YOU READTHE STUDIES ON GLOBAL WARMING,

IF IT CONTINUES AT ITSCURRENT RATE,

ALL THAT WILL BE LEFTIN THE OCEAN

IS PREHISTORIC TOXIC ALGAEAND MUTANT JELLYFISH.

AND IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT,

THE CHINESE ARE REALLYTHE ONLY CULTURE

THAT KNOWS HOW TO PREPARETHAT STUFF PROPERLY.

(laughter)

SO I'M JUST SAYING, YOU KNOW,LEARN A FEW KEY PHRASES,

GET A NEW COOKBOOK,GET READY FOR THE NEW BOSSES.

PERHAPS LEARN TO ENJOYTHE STRANGE ENCHANTING SOUNDS

OF THAT 2-STRINGED VIOLININSTRUMENT

THAT YOU SEE THE 900-YEAR-OLDMAN PLAYING ON THE SUBWAY.

(imitates off-key erhu)

"HEY, YOU KNOWTHE NATIONAL ANTHEM?"

(Chinese accent)"THAT IS NEW NATIONAL ANTHEM."

(imitates off-key erhu)

"I GUESS I'LL GET USED TO IT.

EVERYTHING'S A NICKEL.WHOO-HOO."

(laughter)

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