Wanda Sykes - What Bush Knew

Season 1 , Ep 101 01/09/03 Views: 8,958

Wanda Sykes believes that George W. Bush didn't see 9/11 coming because he was too busy coloring. (1:36)

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THE PRESIDENT KNOW BEFORE 9/11?

WHAT DID BUSH KNOW ABOUT 9/11?

WHAT DID HE KNOW?

AND I'M LIKE; HE DIDN'T KNOW

A DAMN THING.

REMEMBER; HE DIDN'T GET SMART

UNTIL AFTER 9/11.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

YOU CAN'T HOLD HIM RESPONSIBLE

FOR STUFF THAT WAS GOING ON BACK

THEN.

HE WASN'T PAYIN' ATTENTION.

YOU KNOW, DURING THE BRIEFINGS

HE WAS PROBABLY BUSY COLORIN'

ON SOMETHING.

YOU KNOW, DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO.

YOU WANT TO LISTEN UP,

MR. PRESIDENT?

UH-UH, I'M BUSY, OH, GO AHEAD.

I WANT TO FINISH THIS ONE.

I THINK IT MIGHT MAKE THE

FRIDGE.

(LAUGHTER)

HEY, LOOK, DICK, I STAYED IN THE

LINES THIS TIME.

(LAUGHTER)

(GIGGLING)

THE PRESIDENT NEEDS A NEW LAUGH.

THAT--

(MOCK LAUGHING)

THE PRESIDENT SHOULDN'T LAUGH

LIKE A VILLAIN.

UH-UH.

THE MAN LAUGH LIKE HE JUST TIED

SOMEBODY TO THE RAILROAD TRACKS.

WHAT THE HELL THAT?

(MOCK LAUGHING)

BUT YOU GOTTA GET BEHIND HIM.

THAT'S OUR PRESIDENT, YOU KNOW?

GOTTA SUPPORT HIM.

THAT'S RIGHT.

YOU KNOW.

AND WE DO.

WE DO.

(APPLAUSE)

THE MAN HAS A 70% APPROVAL

RATING.

WHICH MAKES SENSE TO ME,

BECAUSE HE'S PRETTY MUCH DONE

EVERYTHING I EXPECTED HIM TO DO.

THE ECONOMY'S IN THE TOILET,

WE'RE AT WAR AND EVERYTHING'S

ON FIRE.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

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