The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

John D'Oh

Season 8 • 05/04/2004

John Kerry sounds like a dick when he tells the truth.

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02:07

Good Koppel/Bad Koppel
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A special edition of "Nightline" in which Ted Koppel reads the names of the U.S. soldiers killed in Iraq is barred from broadcast.
05/03/2004
03:54

365 Days Later
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One year ago, President Bush declared that major combat operations in Iraq were over and the U.S. had prevailed.
05/03/2004
04:37

1/5 Amendment
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Samantha Bee points out the important reasons to keep mini-bottles in the South Carolina Constitution.
05/03/2004
00:12

Moment of Zen - Correspondents' Dinner
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At the Correspondents' Dinner, President Bush is shown laughing.
05/03/2004
02:52

Wafer Madness
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The Catholic Church, tired of coasting on the momentum of a child molestation scandal, is now turning its cannons on John Kerry and his pro-choice stance.
05/04/2004
00:16

Moment of Zen - True Terminators
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Arnold Schwarzenegger tells troops that they are the true Terminators.
05/04/2004
03:06

Headlines - A Few Bad Men
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Baghdad's Abu Ghraib prison, a notorious torture pit under Saddam Hussein, didn't exactly become a Club Fedaian after it was taken over by U.S. troops.
05/04/2004
01:37

No Message
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Kerry's latest campaign theme is choices, values and nation.
05/04/2004
06:54

Joe Wilson
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For years, Jon Stewart has been saying that the public needs to know what Ambassador Joe Wilson's wife does.
05/04/2004
03:45

Back in Black - Product Placement
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The Kentucky Derby didn't want commercial messages tainting the nobility of gambling.
05/04/2004
01:10

John D'Oh
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John Kerry faces criticism in his party about his commitment to minorities, so he goes on BET to clear it up.
05/04/2004
00:37

Deer Tick
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Jon explains after the interview he didn't realize Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is over 800 feet tall.
05/05/2004
01:56

Indecision 2004 - Ads
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Both the George W. Bush and John Kerry teams launch major new television ad campaigns.
05/05/2004
00:16

Moment of Zen - Big-Time Reporter
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President Bush attacks John Kerry for telling a big-time reporter how he received endorsements from foreign leaders.
05/05/2004
03:38

This Week in God - Burial Cloth
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Italians find a second face on the burial cloth of Jesus Christ, an aboriginal woman curses the Australian prime minister, and faux mitzvahs are the latest trend.
05/05/2004
02:51

Indecision 2004 - Road Trip
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George W. Bush criticizes John Kerry for talking to a big-time reporter about accepting campaign endorsements from foreign leaders.
05/05/2004
05:30

Spoiler Alert
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Rob Corddry reports on the epidemic that will plague our college campuses every four years until Ralph Nader finally dies.
05/05/2004
05:03

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
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Kareem Abdul-Jabbar talks to Jon about writing his WWII book after he found out a family friend had been part of the 761st Tank Battalion.
05/05/2004
01:00

Great Moments in Punditry - Art Torres
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Two children read a transcript of an argument between Art Torres and Sean Hannity on a "Hannity and Colmes" episode.
05/06/2004
00:13

Moment of Zen - Donald Rumsfeld
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Donald Rumsfeld believes there's a technical difference between abuse and torture.
05/06/2004
02:54

Global Earthwatch - Wetlands
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President Bush unveils his new Wetlands policy, the EPA finds salmon have high levels of toxins and the White Lion is the endangered species of the week.
05/06/2004
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