Sandra Bernhard - Vegas Heyday

Marc Price & Kenny Rogerson Season 1, Ep 51 02/24/1992 Views: 1,104

Vegas isn't what it used to be. (2:18)

I SAID, "BOBBY, I LOVE YOU.

I NEED SOMETHING TO WEAR."

AND HE THREW THISLITTLE NUMBER AT ME.

THANK YOU, MR. BOB MACKIE

YOU BIG DELICIOUS,GORGEOUS HUNK OF A MAN.

ALL RIGHT!

( scattered laughter )

WE HAVE A TIGHT THING,ME AND BOBBY.

I LOVE ALL THE DESIGNERS

♪ BUT MY HEART BELONGSTO BOBBY, YEAH! ♪

JUST GOT OFF THE PHONEFROM LIZA.

SHE LOVES YOU KIDS.

CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU IN VEGASAT THE DESERT INN

WHERE ALL THE STARSPLAY AND PLAY.

OH, WOW, OH-HO!

HA-HA!

OH, IN THE OLD DAYS,JOEY HEATHERTON AND I

GOD BLESS HER--JOEY, YEAH!

GIVE IT UP FOR JOEY HEATHERTON,LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

SHE GAVE LEG AND DANCE

AND BIG CYD CHARISSE NUMBER.

♪ VEGAS!

Man:WHOO!

OH, VEGAS ISN'TWHAT IT USED TO BE.

I LOVED VEGAS IN THE OLD DAYSWHEN I USED TO PLAY THERE.

WHEN THE MOB RAN IT,IT WAS ALWAYS SWINGING.

IT WAS A GAS.

FRANK, ME, SAMMYLEH-- OH, GOD.

♪ OH, YEAH, SWINGING.

DINO, HOW MANY TIMESDID I SLEEP WITH DINO?

LET ME COUNT THEM.

( laughter )

YOU KNOW OUT OF ALL OF THEM,DINO GAVE THE MOST.

AND THAT'S WHAT PEOPLEDON'T UNDERSTAND

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

THEY REALLY DON'T

THAT DEAN MARTIN REALLY GAVETO ME SOMETHING

THAT CHANGED MY G-DAMN LIFE.

( scattered laughter )

SO, YOU KNOW,IN THESE BREATHY MOMENTS

WHEN I HAVE TO CATCH MY BREATHAND GET IT BACK TOGETHER...

( breathing deeply )

AND I THINK ABOUT DEAN

AND I THINK ABOUT ALLTHE SADNESS HE'S GONE THROUGH

I JUST WANT TO SAY,"I LOVE YOU, DEAN.

SAMMY'S GONE,JERRY'S STILL ROCKIN'."

THOSE DAYS WERE GREAT DAYS.

YOU KIDS WERETOO YOUNG TO REMEMBER

BUT WE HADA GREAT TIME IN VEGAS!

LOVE YOU, KIDS.

I'M SORRY, I JUST GOT MELANCHOLYFOR A MINUTE...

♪ FOR THE OLD DAYS,THOSE OLD DAYS ♪

♪ THOSE KOOKYGOLDEN OLD DAYS... WHOA! ♪