Ceiling Tile Challenge

  • Season 1 , Ep 1
  • 04/06/2011
  • Views: 63,110

Ders makes Adam and Blake earn their access to his cooler full of clean urine. (2:37)

I FOUND THIS STUFF CALLEDNIACIN,

IT'S SUPPOSED TO FLUSHTHE TOXINS OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM.

- I COULD START A FIRE,BURN THIS PLACE DOWN.

ONE TIME,WHEN I WAS A KID,

I LITERALLY DID THISFOR, LIKE, 45 MINUTES

AND I STARTED A FIRE.

MY CLUBHOUSE WENT UP IN FLAMES.FEEL THAT.

- THAT WAS A COOL DANCE.- YEAH. THANK YOU.

- WHAT'S YOUR IDEA, DUDE?

YOU GONNA GIVE USSOME EGG SALAD SANDWICHES

OUT OF THAT LITTLE COOLER?

- NO, I WAS THINKINGMAYBE TWO TALL GLASSES

OF 100% CLEAN URINE.

- WHAT?- YEAH.

I KNEW ABOUT THE DRUG TEST.

BECAUSE THEY ANNOUNCED ITTWO MONTHS AGO.

AND ME BEING YOUR FRIEND,STOCKED UP FOR YOU.

'CAUSE YOU GUYSARE DRUG ADDICTS.

BUT THEN YOU HAD TO PULL

YESTERDAY'SLITTLE SEXTING PRANK.

AND NOW I DON'T THINKYOU DESERVE IT.

BUT I'LL LET YOU EARN IT.

- NAME IT.- BEAR WITH ME HERE.

I THOUGHT ABOUT THISLAST NIGHT.

EAT THIS.- NO. THANK YOU.

THAT IS DANGER.- GIVE ME THE DAMN TILE.

- OKAY, SURE.I REALLY HATE YOU FOR THIS.

- ENJOY THAT.- YOU KNOW

HOW THIS IS GONNA FEELCOMING OUT?

- FEAST.- PROBABLY NOT GOOD.

- IT'S GONNA MAKEOUR BUTT HOLES BLEED.

- THANKS.- CHOW DOWN.

- UGH!- [laughs]

OH, WOW,THAT'S A BIG FIRST BITE.

THAT'S A REALLY BIGFIRST BITE.

- IT'S SO DRY.

- IT'S LIKE A MUMMY'S DICK.

- AND THIS GUY, YOU BETTERCATCH UP WITH YOUR FRIEND.

- YOU'RE A REALSON OF A BITCH.

- SPEAKING OF KETCHUP,

GET THE ARBY-Q SAUCE ON IT,HUH?

[retchingand making pained noises]

- ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS--YOU GUYS HAVE HAD ENOUGH.

UH, WHY DON'T YOUJUST WASH IT DOWN, CHAMPS?

- THAT'S PISS.- THAT IS URINE.

- WE'RE NOT GONNA DRINK PISS.- NO, THANK YOU.

- NO, NO, NO,THIS IS GATORADE.

SEE, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENSWHEN YOU MESS

WITH THE MASTERMIND OF PRANKS.

- OKAY, WOW.- YOU PULL A PRANK ON ME,

YOU GET PRANKED BACK.

ALL RIGHT?HERE IS THE REAL PISS.

AND IT'S ALL MINE.

IT'S ALL...

- OVER YOUR FACE.WHAT?

WHAT?- THAT WAS STUPID.

- YOU'RE STUPID, BRO.

YOU'VE GOT PISSON YOUR FACE, DUDE.

- ADAM, I HAD ENOUGHFOR ALL THREE OF US.

I WAS GONNA LET THE JOKERUN A LITTLE LONGER

AND THEN SPLIT IT UP,BUT NOW IT'S GONE.

AND A LITTLE BITIN MY MOUTH.

- WHY DIDN'T YOUTELL ME THAT THEN?

- BECAUSE I WAS TRYINGTO BE COOL AND DRAMATIC,

WHICH YOU WOULD KNOWNOTHING ABOUT.

- OH, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT BEINGCOOL AND DRAMATIC, DUDE?

WHO'S SAVING UP TO BUYA MOTORCYCLE,

A CROTCH ROCKET,AND A COOL LEATHER JACKET?

I AM!- I DON'T CARE.

I CAN'T TALK TO YOU.- SCREW YOU.

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