#HashtagWars - #FoodSongs

  • Season 1 , Ep 01031
  • 03/03/2014
  • Views: 909

In honor of Fat Tuesday, the comedians come up with song titles inspired by food. (1:32)

#HASHTAGWARS.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

DO YOU FEEL THAT?

IT FEELS LATE.

THAT MEANS IT'S PAST MIDNIGHT,

WHICH MEANS IT IS OFFICIALLY

FAT TUESDAY!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS A

CELEBRATION OF GLUTTONY IN

EVERY WAY, TONIGHT'S HASHTAG IS

#FOODSONGS.

SO EXAMPLES OF THIS MIGHT BE

HOTEL CALIFORNIA PIZZA KITCHEN,

OR OOPS, I ATE IT AGAIN.

(LAUGHTER)

OR WIND BENEATH MY HOT WINGS.

I'M GOING TO PUT 60 SECONDS ON

THE CLOCK STARTING NOW, AND GO!

BRAUNOHLER.

>> I STILL HAVEN'T FOUND WHAT

I'M COOKING FOR.

>> Chris: YES, NICE, WELL DONE.

JERICHO.

>> YOU COOKED ME ALL NIGHT LONG.

>> Chris: YES, WELL DONE.

POINTS.

ANDY KINDLER.

>> WICHITA KEY LIME PIE MAN.

>> Chris: IT'S CLUNKY, BUT I

LIKE YOU, POINTS.

KURT.

>> ♪ HEY, FOOD.

>> Chris: DON'T SING ANYMORE, WE

CAN'T AFFORD THAT.

POINTS, I'LL GIVE YOU POINTS TO

STOP YOU.

JERICHO.

>> I WANT TO FOLD YOUR HAM.

>> Chris: YES, I WANT TO FOLD

YOUR HAM.

THAT ALSO WOULD HAVE WORKED FOR

PORN SONGS.

KURT BRAUNOHLER.

>> CHALLAH BACK GIRL.

>> Chris: POINTS, YES.

ANDY KINDLER.

>> LET IT BEETS.

>> Chris: YES, OKAY, THAT'S WHEN

BEETS WORKS.

POINTS.

KURT.

>> WHEN DOVES CRY BECAUSE WE ARE

COOKING THEM.

>> Chris: POINTS.

(LAUGHTER)

NOT REALLY FOOD, IT'S TORTURE.

OKAY, YES, POINTS THOUGH.

JERICHO.

>> SMOKE ON THE WATERMELON.

>> Chris: YES, SMOKE ON THE

WATERMELON.

YEAH, ANDY KINDLER.

>> I WANT CANDY, BUT I PROBABLY

SHOULD HAVE A SENSIBLE SALAD OR

A HANDFUL OF HEALTHY NUTS.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: POINTS.

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