Did you know thatpeople in Scotland
by 40 bottles ofwhiskey every second?
-This is my favoritecountry ever.
Do they NASCAR in the uck?
-In the what?
-In the uck?
-The-- oh, UK.
-Oh, you can spell.
-But Glasgow is, uh-- you toldme it was confusing for you?
-Yeah, it is.
-Yesterday at lunchmy waitress asked me
if I wanted sometatties and neeps.
When I said yes, insteadof taking off her top,
she brought me food.
It was the worst stripclub I'd ever been to.
-Tatties and neeps areserved with haggis.
-Well, he didn'tshow me that either.
-We've been talkingabout Scotland a bit.