Homegirl Says Goodbye

  • Season 3 , Ep 5
  • 06/26/2012
  • Views: 30,205

Homegirl's children show the TelAmeriCorp staff her video will. (2:10)

LOVED, 'CAUSE SHE'S DEAD.

'CAUSE, I'M KINDOF THE MAIN OFFICE PRANKSTER.

SECOND, OF COURSE,TO ROBERTA.

- WHO'S ROBERTA?

- YOUR...MOM.YOUR MOM, ROBERTA.

- OUR MOTHER'S NAMEWAS KRISTY HOWARD-CLARK.

all: WHAT? [muttering]

- WAS IT?- KRISTY HOWARD-CLARK.

- I'VE NEVER HEARDTHAT NAME BEFORE.

- SO YOU DIDN'T REALLY KNOWTHIS WOMAN AT ALL EITHER?

- NO, BUT, LIKE,WHAT IS KNOWING, NOWADAYS?

- OKAY, WHO ARE THEY--WHO ARE YOU?

- WE'RE LEAVING.

WE JUST WANTED TO SEETHE GODDAMN HOLLYWOOD SIGN,

AND YOU RUINED OUR LAST DAYIN AMERICA.

- YOU'RE NOT GONNA THROW OUTOUR YEARS OF PEN PALLING

BACK AND FORTH OVERONE CRAZY DAY?

- I WROTE YOU FOR TWO YEARS.

AFTER MIDDLE SCHOOL, YOU WEREWRITING WITH MY LITTLE BROTHER.

[both speaking Swedish]

- FOR TEN YEARS I WAS WRITINGTO YOUR LITTLE BROTHER?

OKAY, THAT--THAT CAN'T BE TRUE.I TOLD HIM I LOVED HIM.

THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME--- IT DOES.

- I HAD YOU FOR TWO YEARS.AND THE SLEEVE!

- UNBELIEVABLE, I CAN'T BELIEVEMOM WORKED WITH SUCH IDIOTS.

- BUT SHE MADE US PROMISEWE'D SHOW YOU THIS VIDEO

IF SHE EVER PREMATURELYPASSED AWAY.

- HELLO, EVERYONE.

IT'S ME, KRISTY.THE MAIN OFFICE PRANKSTER.

THANK YOU FOR ALL THE WONDERFULYEARS AT TELAMERICORP.

[burps]I CHERISH THEM,

AND I CHERISH YOU.

JILLIAN, YOU WERE ALWAYS THERETO LISTEN.

- I DON'T THINKWE EVER SPOKE.

- MONTEZ, THANK YOUFOR LETTING ME BORROW

YOUR WAYNE'S WORLD DVD.SHA-WING!

AND BILL, I HAD THE BABY.SHE'S IN PHOENIX.

- PHOENIX!- AND FINALLY,

ANDERS, BLAKE, AND ALAN--- ALAN?

- THE OTHER OFFICE PRANKSTERS.

I WANTED TO SHOW YOU A PAINTINGI MADE FOR YOUR CUBICLE.

I'M SO PROUD OF IT, AND I HOPETHAT IT BRIGHTENS YOUR DAY.

- SHE WAS A PAINTER?- I DON'T KNOW.

- IT'S RIGHT OVER HERE.

PSYCH![all yelling, muttering]

CAN'T UNSEE THIS!

I'M THE MAIN OFFICE PRANKSTERFOR LIFE, YOU MOTHER[bleep]ERS.

- THIS DOESN'T AFFECT ME.I'VE SEEN A LOT OF PORNO,

THIS DOESN'T AFFECT ME.- STILL GOT IT.

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