Jim Breuer - Finger Puppets

Kenny, Sanchez, Sykes, Hedberg, Jackson Season 2, Ep 2002 05/23/1998 Views: 7,659

Jim Breuer uses his hand to do impressions. (3:34)

WHY, THANK YOU.

I FEEL SO SPECIALAND PRIVILEGED.

GROWING UP,I ALWAYS LOVED COMEDIANS.

I USED TO LOVE--RICHARD PRYOR AND--

( man )YEAH !

( imitating Pryor )"THAT'S WHY FLIES DON'T BEMESSING WITH HORSE CRAP...

FLIES...

SAM KINISON...

( imitating Kinison )"I WAS MAD FOR TWO YEARS !"

THESE ARE SOME IMPRESSIONS...'CAUSE IF I DO JOE PESCI,

YOU CAN'T GOAND IMITATE IT.

"HEY, YOU MISSED BREUER,HE DID PESCI..."

"YOU HAD TO BE THERE, MAN,HE DID THE GOAT..."

SO HERE'S IMPRESSIONNUMBER ONE, YOU GUYS READY ?

THIS IS AN UMPIRE...MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL...

BUT HE HAS THREE ARMS.

IT'S A LITTLE TRAGIC BUT, HEY,HE'S IN THE MAJOR LEAGUES.

HERE COMES A PLAY AT THE PLATE,AND THE SLIDE AT HOME.

SHHH... SAFE !

IS HE OUT ?

SAFE.

SAFE !

IS HE OUT ?NO SAFE !

I THOUGHT HE WAS OUT,BUT SAFE !

NOW AS DUMB AS THIS IS,SOMEBODY'S GONNA BE DOING ITBY THE END OF THE NIGHT.

YOU'RE GONNA BE ALL DRUNK--"HE'S SAFE !"

"HE WAS A ONE-LEGGED,FOUR-HEADED UMPIRE,I WAS THERE."

WHAT'S THIS,WHAT'S THIS ?

IT'S A FLOCK OF THESE.

WHAT'S THIS,WHAT'S THIS ?

I DON'T KNOW BUTHERE IT COMES AGAIN,LOOK OUT.

HERE'S EVERY CARTOONYOU'VE EVER SEEN.

WHEN THEY DIE THEYALWAYS HAVE A DRAMATIC ENDING:

UH !

UH !

AND WHEN THEY'RE DEAD THEYALWAYS DO THIS WEIRD THINGWITH THEIR LEG UP:

BLOOP, BLOOP !

BLOOP, BLOOP !

BLOOP, BLOOP !

SO FAR, THEY'RE EASY,RIGHT ?

YOU GOT "SAFE..."

"WHAT'S THIS ?FLOCK OF THESE..."

"WHAT'S THAT ?OH, NO, HERE IT COMES AGAIN..."

BLOOP, BLOOP !

ONE LAST ONE, AND THEN WE'REGONNA KICK OFF "PREMIUM BLEND."

THIS ONE'S A LITTLEHARD TO DO.

YOU'LL NEED SOME PRACTICE,I'M GOT GONNA LIE TO YOU.

THIS IS A DOGDOING NUMBER TWO.

( sniffing )

( applause and cheering )