Uncensored - Jeff Ross - First Dirty Joke of the Night

  • Season 1 , Ep 1
  • 04/12/2014
  • Views: 4,163

Dave Attell invites the Roastmaster himself, Jeff Ross, to kick off the show with a dirty joke. (1:17)

with our first dirty joke ofthe night, are you guys ready?

(whooping)Okay.

Please welcome the roastmasterhimself, Jeff Ross.

Here he comes.

(cheering and applause)

Jeff, thanksfor coming.

(Jeff)Thank you, Dave.

I'm really gladyou're doing so well.

(laughing)

This is fantastic.

Such an honor beingin the room

that Anne Frankhid in from the Nazis.

(laughing)

Come on out,Anne, war's over.

(knocking)Turn it off.

This show is so low-budget,you give the camera

to some fuckingguy in the audience.

You can't afforda cameraman?

(laughing)

Can we just fuckingtickle this guy or something?

No, don't tickle him,he'll shit Skittles.

Jeff, it's always apleasure to have you here

and this is a dirty show,so we'd like you

to throw outthe first dirty, naughty joke.

Are you ready?Yeah, I'm ready.

Let's see if theaudience is--

You guysready to start it?

(cheering and applause)Okay.

Jeff Ross.

This is a joke that mynana Helen told me when I was...

Two years old.

What's the smelliestthing in the world?

What?(audience)What?

An anchovy'scunt.

Sweet,we're there!

Thank you, sir.

(applause)Jeff Ross.

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