with our first dirty joke ofthe night, are you guys ready?
Please welcome the roastmasterhimself, Jeff Ross.
Here he comes.
(cheering and applause)
Jeff, thanksfor coming.
(Jeff)Thank you, Dave.
I'm really gladyou're doing so well.
This is fantastic.
Such an honor beingin the room
that Anne Frankhid in from the Nazis.
Come on out,Anne, war's over.
(knocking)Turn it off.
This show is so low-budget,you give the camera
to some fuckingguy in the audience.
You can't afforda cameraman?
Can we just fuckingtickle this guy or something?
No, don't tickle him,he'll shit Skittles.
Jeff, it's always apleasure to have you here
and this is a dirty show,so we'd like you
to throw outthe first dirty, naughty joke.
Are you ready?Yeah, I'm ready.
Let's see if theaudience is--
You guysready to start it?
(cheering and applause)Okay.
This is a joke that mynana Helen told me when I was...
Two years old.
What's the smelliestthing in the world?
Thank you, sir.