Guys, we're going to keepit going now with another guy
who is just so funny.
There's no way to close the showbetter than with this dude.
Philly's ownJimmy Shubert.
Give him a hand.
Dave Attell, everybody!
Keep it going forMr. Dave Attell!
Let him know!
New York City,how are you?
It's good to be here.
I flew in.
I get on a plane to fly backhere and this lady gets on the
plane with a cat and the cat hasthis little orange vest on it
that says"therapy cat".
I don't know whatthe fuck that is.
I've never seenone before.
Is that where we'vegotten to as a species?
Look, I love animals.
I love 'em so much I don'town one because I found out,
if you go on the road for threeweeks, they get real skinny.
Anyway, the point is I wouldnever drag one onto an airplane
for my own selfish needs 'causeI know cats don't do well in
That plane takes off, the cabindecompresses, that cat starts
freaking thefuck-- (hissing)
"Hey, lady, I don't knowhow to tell you this,
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