MY FAVORITE CELEBRITY EVER NOW, WHO I WASN'T A HUGE FAN OF,
BUT I MET HIM A COUPLE WEEKS AGO AT A PARTY,
ROBERT DOWNEY JR. ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS GUY.
- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]- YEAH, ABSOLUTELY.
YOU KNOW WHY?BECAUSE HE'S COMMITTED--
TO BEING AN ALCOHOLIC,HE'S ABSOLUTELY COMMITTED TO IT.
AND I RESPECT THAT. I MEAN, THIS IS A GUY WHO'S BEEN ARRESTED
FOR LIKE DRUG POSSESSION ON SEVERAL DIFFERENT OCCASIONS.
AND THEN AFTER THAT MANAGED TO GET A DUI AND HAVE LIKE
POT, COKE, AND A GUN ON HIM. LIKE MY QUESTION IS,
AFTER YOU'VE BEEN ARRESTED THREE OR FOUR TIMES,
WHO CALLS UP THEIR FRIENDS AND IS LIKE,
HEY, LET'S GET AN EIGHT BALL,A BAG OF WEED, A GUN, A SIX PACK
- AND, [BLEEP] IT, I'LL DRIVE. - [LAUGHTER]
THANK YOU VERY MUCH, I'M CHELSEA HANDLER,
THANK YOU GUYSFOR COMING OUT TONIGHT.