Yo' Mama Has Health Problems

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A doctor unintentionally smacks down a man's mother during a medical consultation. (3:05)

>> MR. LEWIS >> THANK YOU FOR COMING IN WITH

YOUR ASSOCIATES.

I KNOW THIS IS HARD TO HEAR BUT WE NEED TO MAKE SOME SERIOUS

DECISIONS ABOUT YOUR MOTHER'S HEALTH.

LET'S BE HONEST, SHE IS GETTING ON IN YEARS.

>> OH, SNAP.

OKAY, I SEE HOW IT IS.

I SEE HOW IT IS.

WELL YOUR MAMA SO OLD HER LAST NAME IS OSAURUS.

>> NO, IT WASN'T AN INSULT.

I'M JUST SAYING YOUR MOTHER'S CONDITION IS DETERIORATING.

>> OKAY, THAT'S A COLD ONE.

I SEE HOW IT IS.

OKAY, YOUR MAMA SO OLD IN HER HISTORY CLASS THEY JUST WROTE

DOWN WHAT THEY WERE DOING.

[LAUGHTER]>> MR. LEWIS, THIS ISN'T AN

INSULT CONTEST.

NOT ONLY YOUR MOTHER ELDERLY BUTALSO HER ABILITY TO WALK IS

CURRENTLY BEING AFFECT WILL BY HER WEIGHT.

>> OH, SEE, OKAY.

IT JUST GOT REAL.

>> NO, I'M NOT INSULTING HER I'MTRYING TO TELL YOU --

>> YOUR MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE GO TO THE MOVIE THEATRE THEY

MOVE OUT OF HER WAY.

[LAUGHTER]>> YOUR MOTHER NEEDS TO MANAGE

HER WEIGHT OR THERE CAN BE SOME REAL PROBLEMS.

>> OH, OKAY.

ALL RIGHT, YEAH, YEAH.

YOUR MA IS SO FAT SHE NEEDS A LOT LATITUDE AND LONGITUDE.

YOUR MA IS SO FAT SHE NEEDS A LOT LATITUDE AND LONGITUDE.

>> WE ARE TALKING ABOUT A WOMAN WHO TOOK CARE OF HER AT LEAST

YOU CAN TAKE OF HER IN HER OLD AGE AND TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY.

>> I'M SORRY.

>> I'M SORRY I LOST MY TEMPER.

>> NO, REALLY, DOCTOR, I GUESS IWAS JUST JOKING AROUND BECAUSE I

KNOW HER CONDITION IS REALLY SERIOUS AND I DON'T KNOW -- I

GUESS HUMOR IS THE ONLY WAY I CAN REALLY DEAL WITH IT.

I JUST KNOW THAT SHE SAID SO MANY TIMES SHE DOESN'T WANT

ANYTHING INVASIVE DONE.

>> REALLY, I WAS NOT AWARE.

THAT'S INTERESTING BECAUSE SHE DID NOT MENTION THAT TO ME IN

OUR PREVIOUS CONVERSATION.

OF COURSE IT WAS DIFFICULT TO HEAR HER WITH MY [BLEEP] IN HER

MOUTH.

[ SILENCE ]>> SNAP, MR. LEWIS.

OH, SNAP.

NOW, LET'S TALK ABOUT THE PROCEDURE.

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