Yo' Mama Has Health Problems

Black Hawk Up Season 1, Ep 2 02/07/2012 Views: 287,804

A doctor unintentionally smacks down a man's mother during a medical consultation. (3:05)

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>> MR. LEWIS

>> THANK YOU FOR COMING IN WITH

YOUR ASSOCIATES.

I KNOW THIS IS HARD TO HEAR BUT

WE NEED TO MAKE SOME SERIOUS

DECISIONS ABOUT YOUR MOTHER'S

HEALTH.

LET'S BE HONEST, SHE IS GETTING

ON IN YEARS.

>> OH, THAT.

OKAY, I SEE HOW IT IS.

I SEE HOW IT IS.

WELL YOUR MAMA SO OLD HER LAST

NAME IS OSAURUS.

>> NO, IT WASN'T AN INSULT.

I'M JUST SAYING YOUR MOTHER'S

CONDITION IS DETERIORATING.

>> OKAY, THAT'S A COLD ONE.

I SEE HOW IT IS.

OKAY, YOUR MAMA SO OLD IN HER

HISTORY CLASS THEY JUST WROTE

DOWN WHAT THEY WERE DOING.

[LAUGHTER]

>> MR. LEWIS, THIS ISN'T AN

INSULT CONTEST.

NOT ONLY YOUR MOTHER ELDERLY BUT

ALSO HER ABILITY TO WALK IS

CURRENTLY BEING AFFECT WILL BY

HER WEIGHT.

>> OH, SEE, OKAY.

IT JUST GOT REAL.

>> NO, I'M NOT INSULTING HER I'M

TRYING TO TELL YOU --

>> YOUR MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE

GO TO THE MOVIE THEATRE THEY

MOVE OUT OF HER WAY.

[LAUGHTER]

>> YOUR MOTHER NEEDS TO MANAGE

HER WEIGHT OR THERE CAN BE SOME

REAL PROBLEMS.

>> OH, OKAY.

ALL RIGHT, YEAH, YEAH.

YOUR MA IS SO FAT SHE NEEDS A

LOT LATITUDE AND LONGITUDE.

>> WE ARE TALKING ABOUT A WOMAN

WHO TOOK CARE OF HER AT LEAST

YOU CAN TAKE OF HER IN HER OLD

AGE AND TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY.

>> I'M SORRY.

>> I'M SORRY I LOST MY TEMPER.

>> NO, REALLY, DOCTOR, I GUESS I

WAS JUST JOKING AROUND BECAUSE I

KNOW HER CONDITION IS REALLY

SERIOUS AND I DON'T KNOW -- I

GUESS HUMOR IS THE ONLY WAY I

CAN REALLY DEAL WITH IT.

I JUST KNOW THAT SHE SAID SO

MANY TIMES SHE DOESN'T WANT

ANYTHING INVASIVE DONE.

>> REALLY, I WAS NOT AWARE.

THAT'S INTERESTING BECAUSE SHE

DID NOT MENTION THAT TO ME IN

OUR PREVIOUS CONVERSATION.

OF COURSE IT WAS DIFFICULT TO

HEAR HER WITH MY [BLEEP] IN HER

MOUTH.

[ SILENCE ]

>> SNAP, MR. LEWIS.

OH, SNAP.

NOW, LET'S TALK ABOUT THE

PROCEDURE.

>> HELLO EVERYBODY OUT THERE

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