Brian Regan - Evel Knievel

  • Season 1, Ep 1
  • 01/11/2011
  • Views: 11,628

Evel Knievel divulges his innermost thoughts through Brian Regan. (0:58)

Regan: I USED TO ENJOYWATCHING EVEL KNIEVEL,

AND I FEEL BAD FOR HIM NOW.

HE'S A LITTLE OLDER,HE DOESN'T JUMP.

BUT HE ALWAYS DOES THESE,UH, TALK SHOWS.

AND EVERY TIME HE DOES ONE THEYWANT TO SHOW HIM THAT FOOTAGE

WHERE HE FELL OFF THE MOTORCYCLE

AND BOUNCED AROUND,LIKE, 83 TIMES.

THAT'S WHAT THEY SHOW HIM.

"HEY, DO YOU REMEMBERTHAT DAY, EVEL?"

"OH, NO,I DON'T REMEMBER THAT."

AND THEY ALWAYS ASK HIMWHAT HE WAS THINKING RIGHTBEFORE HE HIT THE GROUND.

WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT?

"WHAT WERE YOU THINKINGRIGHT BEFORE YOU HITTHE GROUND, EVEL?

WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?"

"I REMEMBER THINKING,HEY, DID I TURN OFFTHE IRON?"

[CRACKING]

"THEN MY LEGCRACKED IN HALF.

THEN I WAS THINKING,HEY, MAYBE I SHOULDGET A PUPPY."

WHAT DO YOU THINKI WAS THINKING?

I WAS THINKING,"AAAH! AAAH!"

SOMETHING LIKE THAT,IF I REMEMBER RIGHT.

LET ME GO BACK.

YEAH, YEAH--"AAAH!"I BELIEVE THOSE WEREMY THOUGHTS.

I HOPE I'VE CRYSTALLIZEDTHEM FOR YOU.

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