WOW, YOU'RE GREAT BOWLER

AND YOU KNOWHOW TO HANDLE A WHIP?

DO YOU KNOW THAT MARK NEVER EVENOFFERED TO TORTURE ME?

NOT ONCE.

- HAH! HAH!- OUCH.

AHH, IT HURTS.

- WHAT'S WRONG?

I THOUGHT THAT'SHOW YOU LIKE IT.

- IT IS.

IT'S JUST THAT TAD'SAN ASS[bleep].

I WISH HE WAS DEAD.

DEMOTING ME TO DATA ENTRY.

DO YOU KNOW HOW BORING THAT IS?

FIRST, YOU HAVE TO COMB THROUGHT.P.S. REPORTS

AND FIND NUMERICAL VALUESHIGHER THAN FOUR BUT LESS THAN--

- OH, OH, OH.

HAH! HAH!

LESS TALKING,MORE EFFING.

- INTERESTING.

MARK'S NO SWEARING RULEIS LITERALLY IN HIS DNA.

- [giggling and moaning]- CALLIE, IS THAT YOU?

IT'S NOT ME OUT THERE.

IT'S NOT ME.

ARE YOU THERE?

- OH, YEAH.

- YOU'RE BEING DECEIVEDBY A CLONE.

HE'S BLOND.

YOU KNOW I'D NEVER GO BLOND,RIGHT?

- OH, YES, MARK!

YES, MARK!

- OH, HOT POTATO.

- MAYBE TEACHER RUNS FEVER.

- MAYBE THE ELEVATOR'S STUCK.

- ALL RIGHT, SETTLE DOWN,DOO-DOO BIRDS.

I'M NOT IN THE MOODFOR YOUR CRAP.

- TEACHER'S HAIRLOOK LIKE BARBIE DOLL.

- ANY QUESTIONS?

- NOT WHILE YOU STILL HAVETHAT GLOVE.

- [whimpers]

- STARTING TODAY, I WANTALL OF YOU TO THINK OF THIS

LESS AS GROUP THERAPYAND MORE AS A FIGHT CLUB.

YOU CAN'T BOWLIF YOU'RE OUT OF SHAPE.

YOU TWO, YOU'RE UP,

AND DON'T STOPUNTIL ONE OF YOU TAPS OUT.

NOW!ON YOUR FEET.

LET'S GO.

- I DON'T WANT TO HURT YOU.

- I TAKE NO PLEASURE IN THIS.

- UHH...AHH!

- IT IS GOOD TO BETHE KING...PIN.

GET IT?IT'S A BOWLING PUN.

- HMM,HE PUNS LIKE LILLY,

BUT SOMETHING'SDEFINITELY DIFFERENT ABOUT HIM.

HIS PUSSY FACTORSEEMS TO HAVE DECREASED

BY AT LEAST 30%.