Jettas Equal Hot Chicks

  • Season 4 , Ep 6
  • 02/26/2014
  • Views: 11,019

When their Sunday bar golfing is cut short, Stan Halen and the guys flag down a carful of former sorority girls for some old-fashioned organized fun. (2:20)

18TH HOLE, PUSSIES!

- OW![laughter]

I'M A PUSSY TOO, RIGHT?I'M A PUSSY!

- CAN WE LOSE THIS GUY?

- UH, WELL, HE'S, LIKE,A WORK FRIEND, YOU KNOW?

SO...IF IT'S COOL...

- [laughing goofily]- THE [bleep]?

- STOP IT!

- HEY, WHAT KIND OF REAL BARDOESN'T OPEN TILL NOON?

- HEY, DUDE, IT'S COOL.I MEAN--

- YOU DON'T GET IT.

THIS IS THE COOLEST BAROFF CAMPUS.

I MADE IT THE 18TH HOLE

BECAUSE THE COLLEGE BABESIN HERE

ALWAYS LET YOU PLAYTHE 19TH HOLE.

[laughter]

20TH IF YOU'RE LUCKY.both: THE BUTT.

- THE BUTT!- THE BUTTHOLE.

- OH, DUDE.

HONESTLY, I COULD PROBABLY RUNSUPER FAST TO ANOTHER BAR

AND SCOPE IT OUT FOR US,STARTING NOW.

TIME ME.- NO WAY.

CHECK IT.A JETTA!

- YEAH, A JET--SO WHAT?

- GO LAY DOWNIN THE STREET.

LAY DOWN IN THE STREET.- WHAT?

- LAY DOWN IN FRONT OF THAT CAR.NOW, PLAID!

- OKAY!- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

- THIS IS SAFE, RIGHT, GUYS?- YEAH, HE'S JUST, LIKE,

TESTING OUR LOYALTY.IT'S, LIKE, A FRAT THING.

- STAY DOWN, PEASANTS!

- ALL RIGHT, UH,THEY'RE NOT STOPPING!

- LET IT HIT YOU!

- THEY'RE NOT STOPPING!PLEASE, STOP!

[tires screech]

- NO, THEY STOPPED.

- GAH!- AHH!

- YOU GUYS OKAY?- THEY'RE FINE!

AND I'M STAN HALEN.

- YEAH.- I'M AN OAKLEY REP.

SHARE THE LOVE.

- THROWBACK SHADES.COOL.

- YEAH!I'D LOVE A PAIR.

- LET ME GUESS.TRI DELTS?

- UM, YEAH, A FEW YEARS AGO.BUT WE'RE STILL BESTIES.

[laughter]- WE'RE KAPPA ZETA NU BOYS.

YOU LADIES WANNAGET DRUNK AS [bleep]

AND HAVE SOME ORGANIZED FUN,LIKE THE OLD DAYS?

UNLESS YOU CAN'T HANG.

- IT'S ON.- ALL RIGHT, YEAH.

- IT'S ON.15020 HALLMAN.

- WHOO.- CHANT IT.

- STAN, HOW THE HELLDID YOU JUST DO THAT?

- JETTAS EQUAL HOT CHICKS.

WATCH THE LEAGUE,YOU [bleep] ANDRE.

[laughter]- WHAT?

- YOU'RE A BITCH!

- NO, NO.NO, NO, NO, NO.

LEAVE 'EM ON.

- [whispers]HEY, ADAM!

WATCH THAT BOOB.

- [laughing]- [laughing hysterically]

BLAKE!- HUH?

- YOU GUYS LOOK WAY HOT.- THANK YOU.

- NAH, NAH, NAH, NAH, NAH!

- WHAT ARE YOU--- I'M TONGUE-[bleep]-ING HER.

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

- DO YOU NOT LIKE THAT?- NO!

CAN WE SWITCH?

- ALL RIGHT, COOL.VERY COOL.

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