I have to wear these clothesbecause they match my face.
That's why I wear these clothes.
I have manual labor face.That's what it's called.
I have "I'm the headof the union" face.
I have "I like to fishon the weekends" face.
That's what it is.
I know exactly what I look like.I'll tell you why.
'Cause the other day,I walked into a store,
and I saw two otherfat bearded guys,
and the minute I walkedin the store,
they both nodded at meat the same time.
Just like,"You're home, brother.
"Don't worry about it.
This is your mother shipcoming to pick you up."
And I nodded back. What the hellwas I nodding back at?
I nodded right back.I'm, like, "Yes, you got it!"
Was I just nodding backat other fat bearded guy shit?
Is that what it was?
It's, like,"Yes, I have the nachos.
"I brought nachos, yes!
"Yes, my mother will drive usto WrestleMania.
Yes, right, exactly."
(laughter and applause,Donnelly giggles)
This is not a good look.
This is not a hot,bangable look.
Do you know what I'm saying?
You have a hot look, sir.
You look like you're readyfor vacation or some shit.
You look great!This is not...
When I was single,I would got to bars,
and women would tell meI look like I'd be a good dad.
What do you...? You can'tsay anything back to them.
What do you say back to them?You can't be, like,
"Well, Daddy wantsto buy you a drink.
"How about that?
"Do you want to get loadedwith Daddy tonight?
"What do you say? Hmm?
Shots on Daddy.There we go!"