Park Runner

  • Season 4 , Ep 9
  • 04/08/2007
  • Views: 19,223

Jones and Garcia investigate a suspicious man in the park who tries to pass as a senior citizen. (2:01)

>> NICE PARKING, MAN. I CAN'T

GET OUT.

>> YOU ALL RIGHT?

>> OH, WELL, LOOK WHO'S HERE.

IT'S THE POLICE.

>> WE'VE BEEN GETTING CALLS...

>> WE'VE HAD ABOUT THREE OR FOUR

CALLS THAT THERE WAS SOMETHING

GOING ON HERE IN THE PARK.

>> NEIGHBORS ACROSS THE STREET

HAVE BEEN COMPLAINING ABOUT SOME

SORT OF WEIRD BEHAVIOR.

>> NO. NO, NOT AT ALL. I'M HERE

TALKING TO PEOPLE ABOUT A

PROGRAM I OFFER. BUT CERTAINLY

THERE'S NOTHING GOING ON THAT

WOULD BE CONSIDERED UNTOWARD.

WELL, I HOPE YOU FIND THE

PERSON. AND I'D BETTER GET

GOING.

>> WHOA, HO, HO, WHOA.

>> PEOPLE MY AGE HAVE TO STAY

AMBULATORY.

>> SIR, IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND

BEING NON-AMBULATORY FOR ONE

SECOND. COULD YOU TELL US ABOUT

YOUR PROGRAM?

>> WHAT IS YOUR PROGRAM, SIR?

>> NOTHING AT ALL. I'M

PROCESSING PAYMENTS FOR

CRYOGENICS SO NO ONE EVER HAS

TO DIE. THAT'S ALL.

>> CAN I GET SOME

IDENTIFICATION?

>> MAYBE A PERMIT FOR YOUR

PROGRAM. A LITTLE I.D.

>> A LICENSE.

>> I DON'T CARRY IDENTIFICATION.

HAVING LIVED THROUGH THE

DEPRESSION, WE DON'T--A LOT OF

PEOPLE MY AGE--BELIEVE IN THE

IDENTIFICATION, WITH THE FAILURE

OF THE BANKS WHICH OCCURRED.

GOOD DAY, GENTLEMEN.

>> THE DEPRESSION...

>> THE DEPRESSION WAS IN 1930,

SIR.

>> YES. VERY GOOD. 1930s. THE

GOLDEN AGE OF HOLLYWOOD.

>> YEAH, I THINK WHAT'S CRASHED

IS YOUR MIND.

>> WHAT--SAY IT AGAIN NOW.

>> YOU COULDN'T BE THAT OLD,

SIR. YOU'RE PROBABLY...

>> YOU'RE TELLING A FIB.

>> CAN I BE HONEST WITH YOU?

>> YES, YOU CAN. WE'D LIKE THAT.

>> THERE YOU GO.

>> I'M NOT AS OLD AS I'M

BEHAVING THAT I AM?

>> YEAH. THANK YOU FOR USING

YOUR VOICE, YOUR REAL VOICE.

>> YOU LIKE TO DO FANTASIES.

>> UH, SHOOTING.

>> HOLD!

>> I'LL CATCH HIM. HERE WE GO.

>> OH, JEEZ, YOU GUYS ARE FAST.

>> TIME TO GO DOWN.

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THIS IS

NOT AN APPROVED CARRY OF A

SUSPECT, IS IT?

>> YOU'RE NOT AN APPROVED

SUSPECT. YOU DON'T HAVE AN I.D.

>> HEY, I'LL CUT YOU GUYS IN.

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