Steve Agee - Stoned Miracle - Uncensored

The One with the Childhood Crushes Season 1, Ep 1 07/24/2014 Views: 9,934

When they can't think of an actress's name, Steve Agee and his friend experience what they assume to be divine intervention. (1:43)

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I, uh, when I was in college,me and my best friend Sam,were sitting there...

high, and I mean likecollege high.

We were sitting aroundin my apartment,and we were desperately...

45 minutes, trying to rememberthe name of the actress...

who played the receptionistin Ghostbusters.

45 minutes, it's two of usjust sitting there going...

Agh! Don't talk, it's on thetip of my tongue, dude!

After 45 minutes, out of nowheremy friend just gives upand goes...

"Screw it, I'm gonna make soup."

That was weird, because no oneever cooked in my apartment.

So he gets up and he goes intothe kitchen, and I hear himdigging around...

and all of a sudden,out of nowhere, he goes...

"Hey, man, do youhave any pots?"

I go, "Yeah, dude, nice one,nice save, you got it."

And he's like-- he doesn'trealize it, he's like, "What?"

I go, "Annie Potts, the actress,her name was Annie Potts."

He realized what happened,and he comes out of the kitchentrembling.

Like convulsing.

He's like, "Dude, what justhappened?"

And then, I realize it,and I start shaking.

I'm like, "Dude, I don't know.That's crazy, right?"

Try telling me there'sno God after hearing that.

I picture him up in heavenwatching us, going, "You idiots!It's Annie Potts!

"People are starving and theyneed my help, but I'm investedin this now.

"Uh, okay, think, oh, okay, um--

"All right, I'll makethe little one crave soup...

"and then I'll hidethe fat guy's pots.

"And then I'm gonna inventthe internet...

"because I don't have timefor this incidental bullshit."