- Last week our barber shop quartet,
The Gentlemen Callers, lost our best singer,
Chop Chop Elwood in anunfortunate industrial accident.
He was bisected by a loom.
- I decided I would take Chop Chop's solo
because my voice combines the warm tones of a French horn
with the deep sensualityof a Kiwi bird.
- Yes, while Albert's voice is technically precise
it lack the pain of theworking man's struggle.
After all, barber shop is all about authenticity.
The streets, survival, or as they say back in Bavaria,