Lisa Lampanelli has fuckedmore black men
than the Tuskegee experiments.
Don't groan at that,she does very well.
Do you know how much blinggets left in Lisa's snatch?
It's like a pawn shop down there.
Yesterday Carlos Menciatried to rob it.
Luckily, he passed outfrom the smell.
I didn't really pickon you that much.
As a nerd, it reallyis a big deal
for me to be up here.
It's hard for me to writeanything mean about you.
This means a lot to me.
I'm gonna go now.
But before I leave,
just settle a betfor me and my friends.
Could you, uh...
Could you act your way outof this for me really quick?
Folks, thank you very much.
And thank you,William Shatner.
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