Kyle Cease - Sunny Delight

  • Season 10 , Ep 24
  • 05/11/2006
  • Views: 37,833

Sunny Delight ran the best commercial campaign ever. (2:02)

SO IT'S SO NICE TO PERFORMIN AN ACTUAL CITY.

USUALLY I DO A LOT OF COLLEGES ON THE ROAD AND IT'S CRAZY.

- AH, HA, HA, HA, HA!- [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

THANK YOU.

THEY ALWAYS PUT THESE COLLEGESIN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE.

DID YOU NOTICE THAT?

THEY ALWAYS PUT THE COLLEGESIN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE

AND THEY ALWAYS TELL THESE KIDS,

"HEY, DON'T DRINK AND DON'T DO DRUGS AND DON'T HAVE SEX."

AND THEY MAKE ITSO THEY HAVE TO.

IT'S LIKE YOUR CHOICES ARE WAL-MART OR SUZIE.

AND YOU'RE LIKE, "HMMM, BOTH ARE ALWAYS OPEN.

LIKE A VAGINA." COME HERE, LIKE A VAGINA.

THAT'S RIGHT, BITCH, LIKE A VAGINA.

OH, WE'RE HAVING FUN. OH MY GOD.

ISN'T IT WEIRD THAT WE HAVEOUR OWN GENERATION NOW?

LIKE OUR COMMERCIALS WERE DIFFERENT TEN YEARS AGO

THAN THEY ARE NOW.

SUNNY DELIGHT RAN THE BESTCOMMERCIAL CAMPAIGN EVER.

EVERY SUNNY DELIGHT COMMERCIAL WAS THE SAME THING.

THREE KIDS IN THE BACKYARD AND THEN ONE OF THEM'S LIKE,

"WHAT DO YOU GOT TO DRINK IN THE FRIDGE!"

LIKE SO EXCITEDABOUT THE CRAPPY FRIDGE.

AND THEN THEY GO TOTHE FRIDGE AND IT'S LIKE,

"WELL, WE GOT SOME SODA, SOME PURPLE STUFF, SUNNY D!"

AND IT WAS IN THE BACK OF THE FRIDGE BEHIND BRAND X SODA

AND SOME PURPLE CRAP THAT THEY CAN'T EVEN IDENTIFY.

OF COURSE YOU'RE GONNA PICK SUNNY D.

THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT IT'S A GOOD DRINK, YOU GUYS.

IF YOU CAME TO MY HOUSEAND YOU'RE LIKE,

"WHAT DO YOU GOT TO DRINK?" AND I'M LIKE,

"WELL, WE GOT SOME KETCHUP, SOME GRAVY, AND MY GRANDMA'S PISS,

- SUNNY D!" - [LAUGHTER]

YOU'D BE LIKE, "IS THERE ANY LEAD IN YOUR WATER?

'CAUSE I HATE ALL FOUR OF THOSE THINGS."

THAT SHOULD'VE BEENSUNNY DELIGHT'S SLOGAN:

SUNNY D: FOR WHEN YOUR CHOICES ARE EVEN WORSE THAN SUNNY D.

SUNNY D TASTED A LITTLE BITLIKE A FAT CLOWN'S ASS-[BLEEP].

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE TASTED IT.

WHO CAME UP WITH SUNNY DAND WAS HAPPY?

SOME GUY WAS LIKE, "I LIKE THE TASTE OF

ORANGE JUICE AND BABY MEDICINE.

CAN WE COMBINE THAT?"

THAT WOULD TASTE LIKE SHIZZY NIZZY.

THAT'S RAP FOR [BLEEP].

WHAT OTHER COMMERCIALS-- I LIKE HOW BEER COMPANIES

ALWAYS ADVERTISEHOW COLD THEIR BEER IS.

- WOULDN'T THAT BE UP TO US? - [LAUGHTER]

LIKE, "WHEN YOU WANT A BEER THAT'S REALLY COLD."

I'M LIKE, "YEAH, IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE, ASS-[BLEEP],

THAT'S MY DECISION, NOT YOU."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

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