#HashtagWars - #FakeWorldCupFacts

  • Season 1 , Ep 01077
  • 06/11/2014
  • Views: 544

In honor of America's indifference toward the World Cup, Maria Bamford, Jackie Kashian and Tommy Johnagin list fictitious tidbits about the tournament. (1:17)

HASHTAG WARS!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

THE WORLD CUP STARTS TOMORROWAND EVERY COUNTRY OUTSIDE THE

THE UNITED STATES GIVES A(BLEEP) SO TO HELP AMERICANS

HAVE EVEN LESS OF ANUNDERSTANDING OF THE WORLD'S

MOST POPULAR SPORTS, TONIGHT IS#FAKEWORLDCUPFACTS SO AN EXAMPLE

MIGHT BE THE OFFICIAL BALL OFCOCAINE OR THE ENTIRE ITALIAN

TEAM STILL LIVES WITH THEIR MOMOR THE FINAL IN THE US WILL BE

VIEWED BY ABOUT AS MANY PEOPLEAS A RERUN OF HOT IN CLEVELAND

I'M GOING TO PUT 60 SENDS ON THECLOCK AND GO.

>> TOMMY JOHNAGIN.

>> JUSTIN BIEBER IS STINGING ALLOF THE NATIONAL ANTHEMS.

>> Chris: POINTS.

JACKIE.

>> THAT IS THE CUP OF ACARPENTER.

>> Chris: YES. INDIANA JONES ANDTHE LAST CRUSADE!

POINTS! BAMFORD.

>> IN EUROPE, IT IS NOT CALLEDSOCCER, IT IS CALLED RIOTING.

>> Chris: POINTS. YEAH, POINTS,GOOD.

TOMMY.

GERMANY'S TEAM IS MADE UP OFALL OPENLY GAY MEN.

>> Chris: POINTS.

>> I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.

>> JACKIE.

>> NO HUMAN HAS HEADS WEREREALLY USED.

>> POINTS. BAMFORD.

BRAZIL IS SAFE.>> POINTS, POINTS.

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