Rapid Refresh - Flaming Dildos

  • Season 1 , Ep 0103
  • 10/23/2013
  • Views: 990

James Adomian, June Diane Raphael and Mike Lawrence guess which ban Facebook lifted, and which comments on a YouTube video of the Hindenburg disaster are real. (3:14)

INTERNET, WHICH IS APPROPRIATE.

>> WELL PLAYED.

LET US BEGIN IT'S TIME TO START

WITH RAPID REFRESH.

RIPPED FROM THE TODAY'S

INTERNATIONAL HEADLINES, I'M

GOING TO GIVE YOU A MULTIPLE

CHOICE QUESTION ABOUT SOMETHING

THAT WAS TRENDING TODAY.

HERE WE GO.

FACEBOOK IS LIKE TWITTER FOR

YOUR PARENTS.

THIS WEEK, FACEBOOK ANNOUNCED

THEY ARE LIFTING A BAN ON WHAT?

A, DICK PICKS.

B, DECAPITATION VIDEOS.

WHAT IS MIKE LAWRENCE?

>> I'M GOING TO GO WITH C,

ALTHOUGH I'LL MISIT THE MOST.

>> IT'S DECAPITATION VIDEOS ARE

NOW ALLOWED ON FACEBOOK.

I WONDER IF MARK ZUCKERBERG JUST

SIT IN A WEIRD MONTGOMERY BURNS

CASTLE JERKING OFF ON A PILE OF

STATUS UPDATES GOING, "I OWN YOU

ALL INSPECT!

I OWN YOU ALL."

HOLDING THE HEAD OF TOM FROM

MYSPACE.

>> DECAPITATED.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).

>> MARX ZUCKER BERK IS LIKE THE

TAILOR OF SOCIAL MEDIA.

HE JUST HAS TOM'S HEAD ONAISE

SPIKE OUTSIDE OF HIS CASTLE.

CASTLE.

NEXT ONE, TWO OF THE FOLLOWING

THREE YOUTUBE COMMENT ON THE

FOOT ANNUAL OF THE HINDENBERG

DESCRAEFORT REAL.

THERE IT IS RIGHT THERE.

OH, THE HUMANITY.

WHICH IS NOT REA

TWO ARE REAL.

A, IT LOOKS LIKE A FLAMING DILL

DOUGH!

IN ALL CAPS.

I'VE NEVER SEEN A DILDO DO THAT.

>> WHEN YOU'RE DONE WITH IT.

>> IF YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT.

IS IT B, DRIVER MUST HAVE BEEN

TEXTING.

OR C?

>> I'M GOING TO SAY B BECAUSE

DRIVING AND SEX OF TEXTING, I

WANT TO GET THE WORD OUT.

>> YOU GET THE WORD OUT, JUNE

DIANE RAPHAEL.

( APPLAUSE )

>> THE NEW iPAD WAS NOT THE

ONLY PIECE UNVEILED TODAY.

MOTO BROUGHT US A NEWS OF A LINE

OF HIGH-TECH UNDERWEAR THAT CAN

TO WHAT?

A, ADJUST THE TEMPERATURE OF

YOUR GEN TALZ, SEND AND RECEIVE

SEX.

OR C, FILTER OUT YOUR FARTS.

YES, MIKE LAWRENCE.

>> I'M GOING TO GO WITH A,

BECAUSE THE FUTURE IS IT NOW.

( LAUGHTER )

WELL, THE FUTURE IS NOW, BUT

IT'S ACTUALLY, C, FILTERING OUT

YOUR FARTS.

WELL DONE, WHOEVER DID THAT.

I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU GUYS DIDN'T

REACT LIKE THAT.

THAT SOUNDED GENIUS.

I COULD HAVE SEEN THEM PITCHING

IN ON MADMEN.

>> IT SOUNDS LIKE THE UNDEES ARE

GETTING CERTAIN FARTS .

>> I DIDN'T KNOW COUCH CUSHIONS

WERE LETTING US DOWN SO MUCH.

>> YOU WALK AROUND WITH COUCH

CUSHIONS IN THE BACK.

IF I KNEW THERE WAS A PAIR OF

UNDERWEAR THAT COULD ARE YOU FIN

Loading...