Rapid Refresh - Flaming Dildos

  • Season 1 , Ep 0103
  • 10/23/2013
  • Views: 989

James Adomian, June Diane Raphael and Mike Lawrence guess which ban Facebook lifted, and which comments on a YouTube video of the Hindenburg disaster are real. (3:18)

LET US BEGIN IT'S TIME TO STARTWITH RAPID REFRESH.

RIPPED FROM THE TODAY'SINTERNATIONAL HEADLINES, I'M

GOING TO GIVE YOU A MULTIPLECHOICE QUESTION ABOUT SOMETHING

THAT WAS TRENDING TODAY.

HERE WE GO.

FACEBOOK IS LIKE TWITTER FORYOUR PARENTS.

THIS WEEK, FACEBOOK ANNOUNCEDTHEY ARE LIFTING A BAN ON WHAT?

A, DICK PICKS.

B, DECAPITATION VIDEOS.

WHAT IS MIKE LAWRENCE?

>> I'M GOING TO GO WITH C,ALTHOUGH I'LL MISIT THE MOST.

>> IT'S DECAPITATION VIDEOS ARENOW ALLOWED ON FACEBOOK.

I WONDER IF MARK ZUCKERBERG JUSTSIT IN A WEIRD MONTGOMERY BURNS

CASTLE JERKING OFF ON A PILE OFSTATUS UPDATES GOING, "I OWN YOU

ALL INSPECT!

I OWN YOU ALL."

HOLDING THE HEAD OF TOM FROMMYSPACE.

>> DECAPITATED.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).

>> MARX ZUCKER BERK IS LIKE THETAILOR OF SOCIAL MEDIA.

HE JUST HAS TOM'S HEAD ONAISESPIKE OUTSIDE OF HIS CASTLE.

CASTLE.

NEXT ONE, TWO OF THE FOLLOWINGTHREE YOUTUBE COMMENT ON THE

FOOT ANNUAL OF THE HINDENBERGDESCRAEFORT REAL.

THERE IT IS RIGHT THERE.

OH, THE HUMANITY.

WHICH IS NOT REAL.

TWO ARE REAL.

A, IT LOOKS LIKE A FLAMING DILLDOUGH!

IN ALL CAPS.

I'VE NEVER SEEN A DILDO DO THAT.

>> WHEN YOU'RE DONE WITH IT.

>> IF YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT.

IS IT B, DRIVER MUST HAVE BEENTEXTING.

OR C?

>> I'M GOING TO SAY B BECAUSEDRIVING AND SEX OF TEXTING, I

WANT TO GET THE WORD OUT.

>> YOU GET THE WORD OUT, JUNEDIANE RAPHAEL.

( APPLAUSE )>> THE NEW iPAD WAS NOT THE

ONLY PIECE UNVEILED TODAY.

MOTO BROUGHT US A NEWS OF A LINEOF HIGH-TECH UNDERWEAR THAT CAN

TO WHAT?

A, ADJUST THE TEMPERATURE OFYOUR GEN TALZ, SEND AND RECEIVE

SEX.

OR C, FILTER OUT YOUR FARTS.

YES, MIKE LAWRENCE.

>> I'M GOING TO GO WITH A,BECAUSE THE FUTURE IS IT NOW.

( LAUGHTER )WELL, THE FUTURE IS NOW, BUT

IT'S ACTUALLY, C, FILTERING OUTYOUR FARTS.

WELL DONE, WHOEVER DID THAT.

I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU GUYS DIDN'TREACT LIKE THAT.

THAT SOUNDED GENIUS.

I COULD HAVE SEEN THEM PITCHINGIN ON MADMEN.

>> IT SOUNDS LIKE THE UNDEES AREGETTING CERTAIN FARTS .

>> I DIDN'T KNOW COUCH CUSHIONSWERE LETTING US DOWN SO MUCH.

>> YOU WALK AROUND WITH COUCHCUSHIONS IN THE BACK.

IF I KNEW THERE WAS A PAIR OFUNDERWEAR THAT COULD ARE YOU FIN

"THE NUTTY PROFESSOR."

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