#HashtagWars - #LessSexySongs

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Louie Anderson, Martha Kelly and Brendon Walsh come up with cleaner versions of scandalous pop songs. (1:57)

Now it's time to playtonight's #HashtagWars.

(cheering, applause)

If you ask me--and you probably never would--

today's popular musicis too sexy.

All these Nicki Minajeses

and Jason Derulossinging about butts

and the male dong,it's positively scandalous.

Back in my day, hit songswere all about MMMBops

and wondering who letthose gosh-darn dogs out.

That's the way we liked it!

And then we had Macarena dances,

and Paula Abdul was...not on a lot of pills yet,

and it was... great.

And I can say let's...let's clean up

some famously risqué songswith tonight's hashtag

#LessSexySongs.

Examples might be--

"Your Body Is a Yogurtland,"

uh, and "When I Think About YouI Punch My Elf."

I'm gonna put 60 secondson the clock. Begin.

-Brendon Walsh.-Uh, "Wipe a Virgin."

-Points.-(laughter)

That oddly sounds dirtier.

-Uh, Louie Anderson.-♪ A long and winding colon.

Yes, points. Martha Kelly.

-"Yeast of Burden."-Yes, points!

-Brendon Walsh.-"My Neck, My Back,

My Diaper and My Rash."

-Points.-(laughter)

Louie Anderson.

"Oops, Grandma Did It Again."

-All right. Points.-(laughter)

-Brendon.-"Stairway to Kevin James."

-Yes, points.-(laughter)

Martha.

Uh, "When a Man LovesJohn Goodman."

-Yes, points.-(laughter)

Brendon Walsh.

Uh, "I Would Do Anythingfor Love

but I Won't SuckYour Dad's (bleep)."

-All right, points.-(laughter, groans)

Martha.

Um, "Feel Like Making Pancakes."

-Yes, points.-(laughter)

Louie Anderson.

♪ I just called to sayI'm pressing charges. ♪

(laughter)

(applause)

Points. Brendon.

Uh...

"Pour Some Splenda on Me."

-Yes! Very good!-Thank you.