Exclusive - On the Red Carpet - The Roastmaster General Arrives

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Brian Moses appraises Jeff Ross's look for the Roast and learns his secret to writing a great burn. (0:58)

- We are here with the Roast Master General Jeffrey Ross,

dressed as Prince Fielder.

You look great.

(laughter)

You're the Roast Master General,

what can we expect from you?

- Tonight I'm gonna really go big,

and I'm gonna hopefullyhurt his feelings

just a little bit.

- You're gonna smash him, right?

- He's gonna be pretty smashable.

- You got Ann Coulter,

- Yeah.

- Peyton Manning,

- Ann Coulter's here?

- Ann Coulter is here.

- How do I roast somebody from hell?

(laughter)

- What makes, whatmakes a good roast joke?

- Moses, you look great.

Did you get that at Forever 31?

- I did.

(laughter)

Yeah, way in the back.

What makes a good roastjoke, Roast Master?

- A backhanded compliment.

Something that builds them up and takes them down

at the same time.

Like, Rob Lowe looks like John Stamos's sister.

(laughter)

- I think you actually qualify as Rob Lowe's

blackest dais member right now.

You or your hair, so it's good to have you.

- This is a very white dais.

We actually invited two black comedians,

but they haven'tgotten here yet.

- Really?

Oh.

(laughter)

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Brian Moses appraises Jeff Ross's look for the Roast and learns his secret to writing a great burn.