IT IS TIME TO PLAY HASHBAG

SALES PITCH.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

SO IF YOU DON'T KNOW, HASHBAG IS

A SITE THAT COLLECTS PHOTOS OF

RANDOM STUFF THAT PEOPLE ARE

TRYING TO SELL ON INSTAGRAM.

BUT SALES PITCHES ON INSTAGRAM

ARE NOT NEARLY AS FLAWLESS AS

BUTT SELFIES YET.

SO WE'RE GOING TO SHOW YOU A

HASHBAG ITEM, AND FOR 250 POINTS

YOU HAVE TO GIVE US A BETTER

SALES PITCH FOR IT, OKAY?

READY, HERE'S THE FIRST ONE.

THIS LITTLE HAUNTED CHERUB.

YES, SCOTT AUKERMAN.

>> ONE PEDOPHILE'S DEATH

IS YOUR GAIN.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

>> Chris: OH.

THE DISCOMFORT WE'RE ALL FEELING

IS GOING TO MAKE ME

GIVE YOU POINTS.

POINTS, SCOTT AUKERMAN.

>> THANK YOU.

>> Chris: ALL RIGHT, NEXT ONE.

LOOK AT THIS CROCHETED BEARD.

YES, BRIAN POSEHN.

>> NEW FROM PLAYSKOOL, MY FIRST

BROOKLYN HIPSTER BEARD.

>> Chris: POINTS!

YES, AL.

>> WHAT'S KIND OF WEIRD IS I GOT

A PAIR OF EXOTIC NOVELTY

UNDERWEAR JUST LIKE THAT.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: NEXT ONE.

YES, BRIAN.

>> BABY, YOU WILL NEVER SLEEP

AGAIN, BY MATTEL.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: POINTS!

CAN'T SLEEP, CLOWN'LL EAT ME.

CAN'T SLEEP, CLOWN'LL EAT ME.