Lobby Java by Forrest

  • Season 1 , Ep 9
  • 05/01/2014
  • Views: 2,421

Forrest becomes deeply invested in the coffee stand he's been working at only to be reminded by Grant that he must quit in order to complete his review. (2:36)

THE BUZZ SPREAD QUICKERTHAN THE SMILE ACROSS MY FACE

WHEN I ARRIVED TO WORKEACH MORNING.

HOW MANY CAPPUCCINOSCAN I GET FOR YOU?

- JUST THE ONE, PLEASE.- [laughs] OKAY.

$3.50.THANK YOU.

THERE WERE NO TWO WAYSABOUT IT--I LOVED MY JOB,

TO THE POINTWHERE I BEGAN TO FORGET

THAT IT WASN'T MY REAL JOB.

[knocks on counter]- EXCUSE ME.

- OH, WE'RE NOT OPEN YET, SIR--OH, GRANT.

HI.- HEY.

DO YOU HAVE A SECOND TO TALK?

- UH...- JUST FOR A SEC?

- YES.- YEAH.

- HOW'S THE SHOW GOING?- WELL...

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?

'CAUSE WE'RE WAITING FOR YOUTO QUIT THIS JOB.

- OH, YEAH.

QUIT THIS JOB?

- THAT'S WHY YOU TOOK THIS JOBIN THE FIRST PLACE.

- I WAS THINKING OF--MAYBE I WOULD CUT DOWN MY HOURS

ONCE I GET THINGS UP TO SPEED,

'CAUSE I HAVEA NUMBER OF DIFFERENT--

- WELL,YOU'RE REVIEWING QUITTING.

VIEWERS NEED THIS.- YEAH.

- AMERICA NEEDS THIS,AND THE WORLD NEEDS THIS.

- SIX MINUTES UNTIL THE PASTRIESARRIVE, MR. FORREST.

- DO WE UNDERSTAND EACH OTHEROR WHAT?

- [sighs]

- FORREST, GET OUT HERE.I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING.

TAKE A LOOK AT THIS."LOBBY JAVA BY FORREST."

- UH, WILLY...

I'M REALLY SORRY. UH...[clears throat]

YOU KNOW,WHEN I FIRST STARTED HERE,

I BELIEVED IN WHATWE WERE DOING.

NOW I'M NOT SO SURE.

- WHAT?

- BUT THERE IS, UH,ONE THING I KNOW.

YOU'RE THE BIGGEST JAG-OFFI'VE EVER WORKED FOR.

- FORREST...- AND I HOPE THIS PLACE--

UGH--

BURNS TO THE GROUNDWITH YOU IN IT,

BECAUSE THAT IS EXACTLYWHAT YOU DESERVE,

YOU NICKEL-AND-DIMECHICKEN[bleep] MOTHER[bleep].

OH, BOY.

YOU CALL YOURSELF A MANAGER?

YOU COULDN'T MANAGEA HAM SANDWICH!

[clears throat]OKAY, I AM LEAVING HERE,

AND I AM NEVER COMING BACK,

NOT IF YOU BEG ME!

WHO'S WITH ME?

- I AM!- OH.

- IF MR. FORREST GOES, I GO!

- OH, GOD.

- YOU COULDN'T MANAGEA HAM SANDWICH!

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