Natasha Leggero - Sex, Drugs, Jersey Shore

  • Season 15
  • 03/26/2011
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Natasha Leggero's advice is: don't black out at a party and don't hang out with Jersey Shore guidos. (2:34)

is the most afraidof getting roofied?

[audience laughing]

[cheers and applause]

It's like, "Relax.

"You can take thecoaster off your drink.

[audience laughing]

There's at least threeof us in line before you.

[audience laughing]

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I was in Bostonand I said that on stage.

- Woo!

[audience laughing]

- Wait till after thejoke to "Woo" this one.

Maybe you canexplain this then to me.

Okay, so I'm in Bostonand I say this joke,

and afterwards thisgirl comes up to me,

with thisthick Boston accent,

and she's like, "Hey!

"you seriously neverwoke up at a party

"and some guywas inside you?"

[audience laughing]

[cheers and applause]

I never woke upat a party...

[audience laughing]

...and that's howtoilet babies are made.

[audience laughing]

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I should pitch thatas a show to "TLC."

"I Didn't Know I wasGetting [deleted]."

Oh, wait, that'scalled "Jersey Shore."

[audience laughing]

[cheers and applause]

That show is like watching"The Animal Planet."

[audience laughing]

Except you're watching"guidos" make more "guidos."

Same thing happensevery day on the show.

They, uh, stand outon the porch, the guys,

and they like yell atthe chicks walking by.

They're like, "Hey,come into our hot tub!"

And the girls walkingon the street are like,

"Oh, my God,you got a hot tub?"

[audience laughing]

I don't know wherethey meet people

who've neverseen a hot tub.

[audience laughing]

So they drag 'emup to the hot tub,

and then, all of a sudden,the girls are like,

"Oh, no-- We don'tgot swimsuits."

And theguys are like,

"Come on-- your underwearsis basically swimsuits."

[audience laughing]

[cheers and applause]

And then Snooki getspunched in the face.

[audience laughing]

[cheers and applause]

That's the show.

So sad.

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