Doug Williams - Selective Coverage

  • Season 14 , Ep 2
  • 01/11/2010
  • Views: 4,179

After Doug Williams and his wife got married, her affection turned into an HMO. (1:19)

YOU KNOW, MORE AFFECTIONATE.

YOU KNOW,I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.

LIKE BEFORE WE GOT MARRIED,

SHE WOULD GO [BLEEP]ALL THE TIME.

NO, I'M SERIOUS.YOU NOTICE THAT?

BEFORE YOU GOT MARRIED,SHE WOULD GO [BLEEP]

BEFORE WE GOT MARRIED, SHE WASLIKE A GOOD HEALTH PLAN.

I HAD FULL COVERAGE.YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

ONCE WE GOT MARRIED,SHE TURNED INTO AN HMO.

SELECTIVE COVERAGE, YOU KNOW?

[ CHUCKLES ]

I WAS LIKE, "HEY.

"IF YOU KEEP THIS UP, I'M GONNAHAVE TO GO OUTSIDE THE NETWORK.

"I'M GONNA TELL YOU THAT.

"GOT A LOT OF PLANS OUT THERETHAT COVER EVERYTHING.

I JUST...PUT THAT OUT THERE."

'CAUSE WHEN YOU GET MARRIED,YOU KNOW,

YOU ONLY GET TO HOOK UPON SPECIAL OCCASIONS.

IT GOT TO BE A SPECIAL OCCASIONFOR YOU TO GET TO HOOK UP,

YOU KNOW?

VALENTINE'S DAY, YOUR BIRTHDAY.

I TRIED TO SLIDE HALLOWEEN IN,AND SHE WAS LIKE,

"HEY, WAIT A MINUTE --THAT AIN'T A SPECIAL OCCASION."

I SAID, "COME ON, BABY.

"BE A TRICK AND GIVE ME A TREAT.

"COME ON, BE A TRICKAND GIVE A BROTHER A TREAT.

COME ON, BABY."

[ LAUGHS ]

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