Bruce Bruce - It's Bruce Bruce

  • Season 7 , Ep 3
  • 02/20/2003
  • Views: 22,898

It's Bruce Bruce, not Fat Bruce. (0:37)

Bruce Bruce: NOW LET ME LET

EVERYBODY KNOW SOMETHIN' RIGHT

NOW.

MY NAME IS BRUCE BRUCE.

NOT BIG BRUCE.

NOT BIG BOY.

NOT BIG MAN.

NOT FAT BRUCE.

NOT BIG SWO.

YOU CALL ME ANYTHING OTHER THAN

THAT, I'M GONNA CALL IT BACK

LIKE I SEE YOU, DO YOU

UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYIN'?

I'M IN MIAMI, FLORIDA ABOUT

THREE WEEKS AGO.

I SAW O.J. SIMPSON.

(AUDIENCE GROANS)

HE JUMPS OUT OF THE TRUCK,

"WHAT'S HAPPENIN', FAT BRUCE?"

I SAY, "IT AIN'T NOTHIN',

KILLER."

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

(CHEERING)

HEY, Y'ALL, THAT'S MY TIME.

I'M BRUCE BRUCE.

THANK YOU.

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