Bruce Bruce: NOW LET ME LET
EVERYBODY KNOW SOMETHIN' RIGHT
NOW.
MY NAME IS BRUCE BRUCE.
NOT BIG BRUCE.
NOT BIG BOY.
NOT BIG MAN.
NOT FAT BRUCE.
NOT BIG SWO.
YOU CALL ME ANYTHING OTHER THAN
THAT, I'M GONNA CALL IT BACK
LIKE I SEE YOU, DO YOU
UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYIN'?
I'M IN MIAMI, FLORIDA ABOUT
THREE WEEKS AGO.
I SAW O.J. SIMPSON.
(AUDIENCE GROANS)
HE JUMPS OUT OF THE TRUCK,
"WHAT'S HAPPENIN', FAT BRUCE?"
I SAY, "IT AIN'T NOTHIN',
KILLER."
(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)
(CHEERING)
HEY, Y'ALL, THAT'S MY TIME.
I'M BRUCE BRUCE.
THANK YOU.