Sean Flannery - Honest Beer Commercial

  • Season 1, Ep 4
  • 10/30/2012
  • Views: 3,456

Sean Flannery thinks that "Teen Wolf" is more realistic than beer commercials. (2:16)

SO WE'RE USED TOVERY CHEAP BEER.

MY DAD DRANK THIS BEERTHEY INTRODUCED US TO

IN THE MID-'90s.

HE DRANK THIS BEERCALLED "SCHAEFER'S,"

AND IN THE MID-1990s,YOU COULD GET

A 30-PACK OF SCHAEFER'SFOR $2.

YEAH.

THEY CALLED IT"A WEEKENDER."

THAT'S A HELL OF A WEEKENDYOU'RE STARTING RIGHT THERE,

BUT WHAT--THE BEAUTIFUL THINGABOUT SCHAEFER'S IS,

THEY HADTHE MOST HONEST SLOGAN

OF ANY PRODUCTYOU'VE EVER ENCOUNTERED.

"SCHAEFER'S,

THE ONE BEER TO HAVE WHENYOU'RE HAVING MORE THAN ONE."

[laughs]

I LOVEHOW HONEST THAT IS.

LIKE, YOU WANTA FULL-BODIED TASTE?

NO,WE'RE NOT YOUR GUY.

YOU WANT TO FORGET YOUR NAMEFOR LESS THAN $5?

GIVE US A RING.

YOU EVER SEEN A BEER COMMERCIALWITH A DESIGNATED DRIVER?

THAT IS THE MOSTUNREALISTIC 20 SECONDS OF TV

YOU HAVE WATCHEDTHAT DAY.

I DON'T CARE WHAT ELSEYOU'VE SEEN.

YOU WATCH TEEN WOLF,AND I WILL BUY THAT.

I WILL ACCEPTA WEREWOLF SMALL FORWARD

WITH 90 REBOUNDS...

[laughs]

BEFORE I WILL ACCEPT HOW THEYPORTRAY THE DESIGNATED DRIVER,

AND I WANT TO SEE THEMREINTRODUCE, LIKE,

THE HONESTBEER COMMERCIAL.

LIKE, ONE THING I DO WHEN IGET KIND OF OVER-SERVED,

I GET IN THESE ARGUMENTSOVER TOPICS

THAT I NORMALLYWOULDN'T EVEN CARE TO DISCUSS.

MY OLD ROOMMATE AND I,WE WOKE MY WIFE UP.

THIS ISWHAT MY WIFE HEARS.

IT'S LIKE 3:00 IN THE MORNINGON A WEDNESDAY.

MY WIFE HEARS MY OLD ROOMMATE,JOHN, GOING,

"NO, MAN. NO, MAN.

"CAT'S DON'T [bleep].

CATS MAKE LOVE."

WE GOT IN A FIST FIGHTOVER THIS.

NEITHER ONE OF USHAS EVER OWNED A CAT.

WE HAVE NO IDEAHOW THEY COURT EACH OTHER.

AND I'D LOVE TO SEEA BEER COMMERCIAL

THAT CAPTURES, LIKE,THAT KIND OF DRINKING.

WHERE TWO GUYS JUSTGET IN A MELEE AT A WEDDING,

AND THEY'RE FINALLY SEPARATEDBY AN OLDER WOMAN.

SHE GOES, "WHAT THE HELLHAPPENED HERE?"

AND THE ONE GUYANSWERS,

"THAT S.O.B. DOESN'T THINKI CAN OUTRUN A FLAMINGO!"

"MILLER TIME"RIGHT THERE.

I THINK THAT WOULD BE

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