Deon Cole - In Front of White People

  • Season 1 , Ep 2
  • 10/16/2012
  • Views: 16,522

Deon Cole hates eating chicken and watermelon in front of white people. (2:02)

I CAN'T STAND FOR WHITE PEOPLETO SEE ME DOING THIS.

I JUST CRINGE UP.

WORKING.

ANY KINDA WORK,I DON'T EVEN CARE.

I COULD BE MOPPING THE FLOOR.

WHITE GUY COME IN,I'LL BE LIKE, "GOLLY.

I LOOK LIKE A COLOREDRIGHT NOW."

I MIGHT AS WELLSHUCK AND JIVE.

MAMMY.

I HATE EATING CHICKENIN FRONT OF WHITE PEOPLE TOO.

OR WATERMELON.

AND IF I'M EATING BOTH,I WANNA COMMIT SUICIDE,

I PROMISE YOU.

ONE TIME, I WAS AT THIS THINGWE HAVE IN CHICAGO

CALLED TASTE OF CHICAGO.

WE GOT FOOD FOR MILESAND MILES AND MILES.

AND THIS DUDE CAMEAND GAVE ME SOME TICKETS, RIGHT,

TO GET SOME FOODFROM ALL OVER THE WORLD.

FOOD FROMALL OVER THE WORLD.

GAVE ME THESE TICKETSAND WHAT'D I GO GET?

SOME CHICKEN, RIGHT?

SO I'M EATINGTHIS HOT, GREASY CHICKEN.

LIPS JUST SHINING,JUST BLING-BLINGING.

I'M...SUPER-BLACK RIGHT NOW,RIGHT?

I WALK BY THIS FRUIT STAND,THEY GOT SEEDLESS WATERMELON.

I WAS LIKE"SEEDLESS?

"DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TIMETHAT'S GONNA SAVE ME?

GIMME FOUR OF THOSE!I WANT THAT."

SITTING THERE EATINGMY CHICKEN AND WATERMELON.

THERE'S JUICE AND GREASEEVERYWHERE.

I'M JUST HUMMING TO MYSELF.

[humming]

THERE'S THIS WHITE FAMILYON THE SIDE OF ME

RECORDING THE WHOLE THING.

I'M LIKE, "GOD DAMN.MIGHT AS WELL SHUCK AND JIVE."

HEY, I'M DEON COLE.THANK Y'ALL VERY MUCH, MAN.

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