Welcome to "The Burn."
How you guys doing?
I love you guys.
Let's start with somebirthday shout-outs.
Happy 11th birthday, 9/11!
Two more years it'llbe your bar mitzvah.
Which is hard when yousmoke as much weed as I do.
That reminds me.
Turning aquarter-ounce this week
is rap superstar Wiz Khalifa.
I love this guy.
His name is short for wisdom.
So think how bad hisbrother Jizzdom feels.
I can't wait for his new album.
With a name likeWiz, I'm surprised
it hasn't been leaked yet.
And happy birthday to Yao Ming.
What's up, Yao Ming?
Love this guy.
Born in Shanghai.
He was the first-everChinese child
to play basketballinstead of making them.
He's not in theBasketball Hall of Fame,
but he does keep leavingmenus under their door.
Actually, I sawhim play live once.
He drove to the net.
He somehow hit a fire hydrantand ran over seven kids.
Happy birthday, everybody.