Wayne Federman - Tricky Lingerie

Anthony Griffith & Wayne Federman Season 1, Ep 0160 02/24/1992 Views: 3,802

Lingerie totally backfires with Wayne. (1:23)

I READ IN COSMOPOLITAN MAGAZINE

THAT MEN AND WOMEN FINDSATIN SHEETS IN BED VERY SEXY

WHICH IS EXACTLY WHYI AM NOT GOING TO BE BUYING THEM

BECAUSE THAT'SWHAT I NEED IN MY BED

IS ANOTHER THING TO MAKE MEEJACULATE MORE QUICKLY.

NO, THANK YOU.

NO, THANK YOU.

( laughter and applause )

I'LL JUST STICK WITHTHE SMURF SHEETS, YOU KNOW.

I CAN... I CAN LAST A COUPLEOF MINUTES WITH THESE GUYS.

THAT'S WHY LINGERIETOTALLY BACKFIRES WITH ME.

I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME,SITTING AT THE EDGE OF MY BED.

I WISH THIS WAS A FICTIONALCOMEDY ACT, BUT IT WASN'T.

A REAL GIRL, LISA,KNOCKS AT THE DOOR.

"WAYNE, I HAVEA SURPRISE FOR YOU."

SO I'M THINKING POP-TARTS,YOU KNOW, BECAUSE...

I LOVE THOSE SO MUCH.

( laughter )

ANYWAY, SHE COMES IN THE ROOMWITH THIS OUTFIT.

IT WAS LIKE, "OKAY,DON'T MOVE, DON'T..."

"I JUST FINISHED.

"THANK YOU, THAT...

"YOU BREATHED, YOU INHALED,THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE.

"YOU'RE WEARING THAT.

"THAT'S FOR ME?

"THAT REALLY WORKED.

"THANK YOU VERY MUCH, I WAS...

"DID YOU GET ANY KIND OFENJOYMENT OUT OF IT AT ALL?

"MAYBE WHENYOU WERE PUTTING IT ON

"JUST FASTENING IT A LITTLE BIT?

"LET ME GIVE YOU SOME MONEY.

CAN I MAKE YOUA GRILLED CHEESE, SOMETHING?"