Rudy Rush - Sex in the Dark

  • Season 8, Ep 26
  • 05/27/2004
  • Views: 10,610

Turn the light on, something just touched my ass. (2:07)

ANOTHER THING I READ THIS IN

AN ARTICLE, THIS IS TRUE.

I UNDERSTAND THAT WOMEN ARE

UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THEIR BODIES.

LADIES, LET ME TELL YOU

SOMETHING.

A LOT OF THINGS YOU LADIES DON'T

LIKE ABOUT YOUR BODIES, MEN,

WE LOVE IT.

DON'T WE, FELLAS?

WE DO.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

LIKE ME, I LOVE A WOMAN WHO GOT

STRETCH MARKS ON HER BUTT.

[LAUGHTER]

NO, BECAUSE IT LOOK LIKE SHE

GOT ON TIGER PRINT DRAWERS OR

SOMETHING.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

JUST-- GALLOP INTO THE HOUSE

LIKE THAT, WILL YOU?

DO THAT LITTLE TIGER MOVE,

LIKE-- LITTLE BEYONCE FOR ME.

NO, BECAUSE LADIES, YOU DON'T

UNDERSTAND.

SEE YOU INSECURITIES MAKE US

LIKE-- YOU KNOW-- IT MAKES US

ANGRY BECAUSE Y'ALL WANNA HAVE

SEX IN THE DARK.

TURN THE LIGHTS OUT.

"CAN I PUT ON A CANDLE--"

"NO, ALL THE LIGHTS."

[LAUGHTER]

"CAN I PUT THE TV ON--"

"NO, ALL THE LIGHTS."

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

SEE WHAT YOU WOMEN DON'T

UNDERSTAND, FOR MEN, IT'S

VISUAL.

WE NEED TO SEE THINGS, WE NEED

TO SEE FACIAL EXPRESSIONS,

WE NEED TO SEE ARMS MOVING,

SWEAT DRIPPING.

PLUS, IN THE DARK, THAT [BLEEP]

IS SCARY.

[LAUGHTER]

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL

COULD BE GOING ON IN THAT ROOM.

IT COULD BE LITTLE TROLLS IN

THE CORNER WATCHING YOU HAVE

SEX.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

SOMETHING JUST TOUCHED MY ASS,

SHARON.

"YUM YUM!"

DID YOU HEAR THAT?

TURN THE LIGHT ON, I'M SCARED.

[APPLAUSE]

AND IT'S ALWAYS LIKE--

IT'S DIFFERENT TYPES OF WOMEN.

LIKE I'M TRYING TO DATE ANYBODY.

[LAUGHTER]

I LIKE OLDER WOMEN.

THEY TAKE CARE OF YOU, DON'T

THEY FELLAS?

YOU GO OVER THEIR HOUSE THEY

GOT YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM.

[LAUGHTER]

AS SOON AS YOU WALK IN, "I GOT

THAT VANILLA AND CHOCOLATE CHIP

YOU LIKE."

YOU LIKE, OH-HO-HO-HO!

[LAUGHTER]

I AIN'T NEVER GOING HOME, I'M

STAYING RIGHT HERE.

ONLY THING WITH DATING AN OLDER

WOMAN, YOU KNOW, YOU ALWAYS

HAVE TO HAVE THAT LEVEL OF

RESPECT FOR HER, YOU KNOW,

RIGHT?

YOU DO.

EVEN WHEN YOU INTRODUCE HER TO

YOUR FRIENDS, YOU ALWAYS GOTTA

BE LIKE-- RESPECTFUL.

YEAH, THAT'S MY MAN T.

THAT'S MY MAN ROB.

THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND,

MISS BARBARA.

[LAUGHTER]

YOUR BOYS ARE LIKE--

YOU DOING MISS BARBARA?

YEAH, THAT'S ME.

THAT'S ME.

THAT'S MY GIRL.

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