♪♪

(morning announcer) It's Monday and that means

the big game against Galveston

is just a few days away.

We're praying that new guy, Coach Thompson,

is getting our Bronconeers ready for combat.

You the new footballcoach down at the high school?

Yes, sir.Coach Thompson.

This is my wife, Amy.

Hey, y'all.

Coach Crawfordwas like family.

You got somebig shoes to fill.

We sure love ourfootball around here,

more than anything.

My wife baked youup a pecan crumb.

Go Bronconeers!Bronconeers.

Ain't it goodto be the coach?

(wine splashing)

Woo!

♪ She could get it all night ♪

♪ Night, night, night, night, night, night ♪

♪ She could get it ♪

(radio switches off)

Now, I'm not surewhat you heard about me,

but I do thingsa little different

than y'all are used tohere in Stewford Heights.

This season, we're gonnabe the first team

in the county to runa no-huddle offense.

What?You don't like that?

You can just look at my 14-2record Northeast last year.

Second, we dotwo-a-days every day.

Mm-hmm.

And third, now, I just need yougo to with me on this one.

(marker screeching)

(boy)No raping?

But coach, we play football.

My team, my rules.You don't like it,

don't let the door rapeyou on the way out.

(clipboard slamming on floor)

Can we rapeat away games?

Nope.What if it's Halloween

and she's dressedlike a sexy cat?

Nope.What if she thinksit's rape

but I don't?(Coach Thompson)Still no.

What about,like, a sexy ladybug?

(boy)Ah, yeah.Mm.

Nope.(disappointed sighing)

A ghost?

What about a sexy owl?

(bell ringing)

Sexy Transformer?

What if my momis the D.A.

and won't prosecute?

Can I rape?

No, you cannot.

(disappointed sighing)

What if she's drunkand has a slight reputation

and no one'sgonna believe her?

That ain't allowed.Okay.

The girl said yes to methe other day,

but it wasabout something else.

No.

What if the girl said yes

but then she changes hermind out of nowhere,

like a crazy person.

You gotta stop.

No, you gotta stop!

(boys)Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Hey! Hey!

(boy)Where did that come from?

(woman)Hey.

You're that new coachwho don't like raping.

(woman 2)How are our boys supposed tocelebrate when they win?

Or blow off steamif they lose?

(hocking a loogie, spitting)

That's not veryneighborly, ladies.

These folks,that's just their way, okay?

You can't bring a wet mulearound a hot corn oven.

Yeah, that's the truth.Right?

How about just backing off thiswhole no raping thing for now?

No, I know, I--We've been throughthis a million ti--

I know we've beenthrough it and I know

we have a daughter, okay?

I know that and I love her,but I am so tired.

I don't know why,but I am,

you know?

(sighing)

(knocking on door)

Hey, Coach, um.

Can I come in?

Sure.

Uh, I'm sorry to botheryou at home, Coach,

but you're the closest thingI ever had to a dad

and I just wanna,you know, ask.

Go ahead, son.

But, like, what if someoneelse is raping her, right,

and I'm just, like,filming it on my phone?

No, no, it's still a no.You're just as guilty,

but you alreadyknew that, right?

(laughing)

(splashing)

♪♪

(sports announcer) The Bronconeers are taking a beating out there.

Oh, we got a hard hit on Cunningham and he is down.

It's pretty severe.

Just give it to mestraight, Doc.

Will my boyever rape again?

Afraid not.

(crying)It's okay.It's okay.

It's okay.

(sports announcer) Bronconeers are really feeling Cunningham's loss.

They're down 15 points.

And that's halftime, folks.(whistle blowing)

We should notbe losing this game.

Dugan, what the hell wereyou thinking out there

on that lastplay, son?

I was-- I wasthinking about raping.

God damn it.

(crashing, rattling)

How do I get through to you boysthat football isn't about rape?

It's about violently dominatinganyone that stands

between youand what you want.

Now, you gotta get yourselfinto the mindset

that you are gods

Yeah.and you areentitled to this.

(boy)Yeah!

That other team,they ain't just gonna lay down

and give it to you.(boy)No!

You gotta go outthere and take it.

(all cheering)

Now let's get out there.

(boys)Yeah.

Clear eyes.

Full hearts.

(all)Don't rape!

(indistinct shouting)

Woo! Yeah.

Ain't it goodto be the coach?

I love you, baby.

(crowd cheering)