The Olympic gameshave officially kicked off,
and it's alreadygot everyone talking
about this greased upathlete representing Tonga.
Oh, there he is.
-♪ -(applause and cheering)
-Whoa!-HARDWICK: I should clarify.
They didn't actuallygrease him up.
-He just stepped outside in Rio.-(laughter)
The slippery Tongan flag bearer,Pita Taufatofua,
took time out his day jobas a human roto-rooter
to marchin the parade of nations
during the opening ceremonies.
This is the most excitedpeople have gotten up
about a greased-up Polynesian
since this entranceat the last Olympics.
-MAN: And what an ovation!-Ah!
-(indistinct voice on screen)-BETH STELLING: Yeah!
Oh, we smell it.
The the Internet naturallyexploded with adoration
for this lubed up hunk.
Hashtag Opening Ceremony. Sinceit seems like Tonga already
has the lead in lady-boners,what are some events
this heavily-lubricated Tonganwill be competing in?
Jason Biggs, go.
Rolling around on your popcornto make it more delicious.
(applause and cheering)
-Beth Stelling, go.-STELLING: Sliding
in and out of tight places,and in and out is needed.
-HARDWICK: All right.-(laughter)
-(applause and cheering)-Hari Kondabolu.
Uh, the dick cathalon.