I MESSED EVERYTHING UP.
YOU GUYS SHOULD JUSTGO WITHOUT ME.
TELL PASTAFARII SAID I'M HUNGRY.
AND IF YOU REMEMBER,
BRING ME HOME SOMEJAMAICAN JERK LASAGNA.
- NO.- NO, NO.
I'M NOT GONNA BRING YOUANYTHING, DUDE.
'CAUSE I'M NOT GONNAGO ANYWHERE WITHOUT YOU!
BESIDES THE FACT THAT THISIS GONNA TAKE OUR FRIENDSHIP
TO THE NEXT LEVELAS SEXUAL CONQUISTADORS--
AT LEAST WE LEARNED THAT WORD--
IT'S THANKSGIVING, RIGHT?
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
AND, AH, THIS LITTLE INDIANISN'T GOING TO GO ANYWHERE
WITHOUT HIS PILGRIMS.
YOU GUYS ARE THE PILGRIMS.
AND THE MORE THATI THINK ABOUT IT,
WE SHOULD ACT OUT, LIKE,A POCAHONTAS SITUATION
WITH SOME LEATHERYHEDO BABES.
LIKE, THAT WOULD BEAWESOME, RIGHT--
AM I RAMBLING A LITTLE BIT?I'M EXCITED.
- NO, NO, YOU'RE NOT RAMBLING.WE'RE ALL ON THE SAME PAGE.
POCAHONTAS SOUNDS GREAT BUT...- THANK YOU.
I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
IT JUST DOESN'T SEEM RIGHT.
I SAY WE CALL IT.
- YEAH.
- WE DID SPEND$400 NONREFUNDABLE.
- OKAY, SO WE DEFINITELYHAVE TO GO ON THIS TRIP!
WE JUST GOTTA FIND THAT KID!
- YES.
- WELL, MAYBE IF WE--- HEY, GUYS.
THING'S NOT GONNASUCK ITSELF.
- OOH!
HOLY MEAT ROD!
THAT IS A REAL BAT.
REAL MEAT STICK.
- HEY, GERALD!IS THAT YOU?
- HEY, DAN,THE MAN WITH THE MOUTH.
I CAN'T GIVETHIS THING AWAY TODAY.
- HEY, DO YOU KNOWWHERE JIMMY IS?
IS HE AROUND?- OH, I WISH.
NO. ANDY'S GOOD, THOUGH.
- WHAT, ANDY THE GOLF PRO?
- NO, BLACK ANDY. THAT GUY.
- OH, SWEET CHOCOLATE.
HA HA--OH, SORRY.
REACH AROUND? REACH AROUND?
ANYBODY?
YOU GUYS?- I'M GOOD.
- HEY.FULL HOUSE TONIGHT, HUH?
- NOW AS I SAYING
BEFORE WE WERE SO RUDELYINTERRUPTED,
WE'RE GONNA SMOKE DAMIEN OUT.
WELL, KIND OF.
WE'RE GONNA PULL THIS ALARM,
AND THEN WHEN EVERYBODY COMESRUSHING OUT OF THE THEATER,
WE'LL GRAB HIM.- MM-HMM.
- OKAY, BLAKE,THAT'S--THAT'S ACTUALLY GENIUS.
IT'S ALSO ILLEGAL.
I THINK WE'RE STACKING CRIMESPRETTY HIGH TODAY.
- DERS, DESPERATE TIMESCALLS FOR DESPERATE MEASURING.
- AND IT'S NOT ILLEGAL.
I'VE DONE IT PERSONALLY,LIKE--LIKE 14 TIMES.
MIDDLE SCHOOL WAS WILD.
- BLAKE, IT'S ILLEGAL.
- BUG THAT.I AIN'T NEVER SCARED.
- DON'T MOVE!ON THE FLOOR!
- I DIDN'T TOUCH IT,I SWEAR!
- I SAID DOWN.- OH, DO WE HAVE TO?
- IT'S LIKE REALLY GROSS.OKAY, OKAY, SURE, YEP.
IT'S REALLY STICKY,ACTUALLY.
- ARE YOU THE OWNERSOF THE VOLVO PARKED OUT FRONT
WITH THE CRAPPY PAINT JOB?
- WHY? DID SOMEONEDING MY CAR?
- WHERE'S THE KID?
- WHAT IN THE HELLIS GOING ON HERE?
- JUST STAND ASIDEAND RELAX, SIR.
- NO, I WILL NOT.THIS IS MY PLACE OF BUSINESS.
I'VE GOT PERMITS.
- SIR, THESE MEN ARE INVOLVED
IN THE KIDNAPPINGOF A MINOR.
- NO, NO, NO!WE DIDN'T KIDNAP ANYBODY--
NO, NO!THERE HE IS, ASK HIM!
- WHOA, HOLD ON.THAT'S MY SON.
NOW, DAMIEN,YOU GET OUT HERE.
DID THESE GUYS TRY TOKIDNAP YOU OR SOMETHING?
- NO, LISTEN, PLEASE.
WE WERE SENT TO PICK HIM UPBY HIS MOM
WHILE SHE WAS GONNA MAKE--
LOOK, WE'RE FRIENDSWITH BETSY.
WE KNOW BETSY.
- YEAH, WE'RE FRIENDSWITH BETSY.
- YEAH, WE KNOW BETSY.
- YEAH, I MEAN,WE FORCED HIM IN THE CAR,
BUT THAT'S JUST 'CAUSE HE'S,LIKE, REALLY, REALLY STRONG.
- HE SHOULD BEIN AMERICAN GLADIATOR.
- IS ANYTHING THAT THEY'RESAYING TRUE?
- YEAH. I JUST DIDN'TWANT TO GO HOME TO MOM
BECAUSE I WANTED TO HANG OUTWITH YOU,
AND--AND MAYBESEE IF WE COULD
ALL EAT THANKSGIVINGTOGETHER TOMORROW.
LIKE WE USED TO.
- OH, THAT'S SWEET.- THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.
- THIS CARPET SMELLSLIKE SEMEN.
YEP, I FOUND A SEMEN.THAT IS SEMEN RIGHT THERE.
- WE'RE JUST GONNA GET UP.- NO, BACK DOWN.
GOING BACK DOWN.OH, WE'LL GO BACK DOWN.
- DON'T POINT THAT.- [whimpering]
- IT'S JUST SEMEN.STOP WHINING.