The Gaylord Proposal

  • Season 3 , Ep 7
  • 07/10/2012
  • Views: 42,318

Adam, Blake and Ders present their revised strongman show business proposal to Samson and Ram. (2:05)

- HEY, GUYS.

FIRST OF ALL,I JUST WANT TO SAY

WE ARE GLAD TO HAVE YOU HERE.IT'S BEEN GREAT.

- YES, AND WE HAVE NOTICEDTHAT YOU HAVE GOTTEN VERY...

C-COMFORTABLE,AND WE'RE ACTUALLY COMFORTABLE

WITH YOUR COMFORTABLENESS.

- I'M SO COMFORTABLEWITH YOU GUYS BEING HERE,

BUT BE CAREFUL.

'CAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'REINJURING YOURSELVES AT NIGHT

WHEN YOU'RE WORKING OUT,

AND NIGHTTIME'S A VERYDANGEROUS TIME TO WORK OUT.

- ANYWAY, UH,GIVEN, YOU KNOW,

THE EVENTSOF THE LAST DAY OR SO,

WE'VE REVISED THE PROPOSALTHAT WE HAD THE OTHER DAY

TO SOMETHINGA LITTLE MORE APROPOS.

ADAM.

WE GIVE YOU...

THE GAYLORD'S FORCE!- HA-HA?

THE GAYLORD'S FORCE.

IF YOU CAN TAKETHE PAIN OF A MAN'S UNIT

PRESSING INTO YOUR [bleep],

YOU'VE GOT THE STRENGTHTO DO ANYTHING.

- IS ONE SLOGANTHAT WE'RE TOYING WITH.

- YOU KNOW, I ACTUALLYHAVEN'T SEEN THIS T-SHIRT,

AND I DON'T APPROVE OF IT.

OKAY? BUT I WILLBE A JUNIOR MEMBER OF THE CREW,

SO, I SHOULD PROBABLYAUDITION FOR YOU RIGHT NOW.

CHECK THIS OUT.

FROOT LOOPS EVERYWHERE!- WHOO!

- YEAH. AND I'M GEARING UPFOR THE REAL THING!

A FREAKIN' PHONE BOOK!LET'S DO THIS!

- GIVE IT TO 'EM, ADAM.

- I DON'T HAVEMY PHONE BOOK HERE.

I'M SO SORRY. I DON'T HAVE IT.- GET THE PHONE BOOK.

- HURRY UP, HURRY UP.

- SO, YOU SEE WHEREWE'RE GOING WITH THIS, RIGHT?

IT'S BASICALLY A POWERFUL,HEALTHY MESSAGE

THAT BEING GAYDOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE WEAK,

OR, UM...- MMM...

- OKAY, WHAT'RE YOU DOING?

- ARE YOU HAVING SEXWITH EACH OTHER?

- WE'RE NOT HAVING SEX.WE'RE JUST...

SOAKING.- [chuckles]

YEAH, BUT I THINKTHIS SOAK

IS ABOUT TO TURNINTO A POWER WASH,

SO, IF YOU BOYSWOULDN'T MIND SCOOTING ALONG.

- OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?- [clears throat]

- I DON'T MIND HAVING YOU HERE.RIGHT?

I DON'T EVEN MIND ALLTHE SUCKIN', AND THE SCREWIN',

AND THE SCREAMIN'WHEN YOU EJAC.

BUT I NEED TO KNOW IF YOU WANNABE A PART OF THIS SHOW OR NOT.

'CAUSE IF YOU DO, I NEED YOUTO PULL OUT OF HIS [bleep]

AND GET TO WORKING!DO YOU GET ME?

- OKAY, OKAY, RELAX.SOUNDS COOL.

- WE'RE INTERESTED.

- ALL RIGHT.- YEAH!

OH, OH, HAND CRAMP.HAND CRAMP. THAT HURTS.

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