Now it's timefor tonight's #HashtagWars.
At the National Prayer Breakfastlast week,
super religious president,Donald Trump, made the...
-(laughter) -very Christian moveof asking people to pray
for The Apprentice's ratings,
um, and not his own approvalratings, for some reason.
Uh, Arnold Schwarzenegger,the new host of the show,
responded on Twitter...
Hey, Donald,I have a great idea.
Why don't we switch jobs?
You take over TV, because you'resuch an expert in ratings,
and I take over your job,
and then people can finallysleep comfortably again, hmm?
(laughter, shouting, cheering)
Don't you... don't you want himto turn around and go,
"And now, ladies and gentlemen,
my log collection!"
I couldn't take my eyesoff this.
I can't believe the sane voicein this debate is the guy
most famous for playinga killer robot from the future.
So in honorof bad guys becoming good,
tonight's hashtagis SoftenABadGuy.
Examples might be-- The Perminator,
or, uh, Garth Vaderor Darth Brooks.
We'd accept either one of those.
I'm gonna put 60 secondson the clock, and begin.
-Ron Funches.-Milo Yiannopoulos and Otis.
-Danny Pudi.-Osama Ben Affleck.
-Ron.-Veterinary Assistant Doom.
-Alan Tudyk.-Kim Jong-aw...
-Danny Pudi.-Lord Volde-Mackle-Mort.
-Alan.-Oprah the Hutt.
-Lex Lutheran.-Yes, points! Very good.
Uh, Ku Klux Clambake.