The Ranger Games

  • Season 2 , Ep 6
  • 10/08/2013
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Team Brickleberry competes in park-themed events at the Ranger Games, and Steve reveals his new 'roid-enhanced physique. (3:49)

- WELCOME TO BRICKLEBERRY PARK

AND THE 2013 RANGER GAMES.

- AAH!

- [grunts]

crowd: OOH.

[cheers and applause]

- WELL, WELL.

IF IT ISN'T WOODY JOHNSON.

I GUESS THEY'LL LETANY PSYCHOPATH

BACK IN THE RANGER GAMESTHESE DAYS.

[laughs]

- RADCLIFF,I WILL RIP THE HEAD OFF

YOUR MOTHER'S ROTTEN CORPSE

AND MAKE HER GO DOWNON HERSELF.

HEY, WHO YOU CALLIN'A PSYCHOPATH?

- OH, MAN, I'M MISSIN'THE OPENING CEREMONIES.

WE GOTTA GETTHIS TRAINING STARTED.

WHAT'S FIRST?- IRON MY LAUNDRY, BITCH.

- WHAT? HOW IS THATGONNA HELP ME ICE SKATE?

- HOW DARE YOU QUESTION"CRISP SHIRT" CARRUTHERS?

NOW LET'S STARTTHE TRAINING MONTAGE.

THEY DON'T CALL ME "BREAKINGTHE FOURTH WALL" CARRUTHERS

FOR NOTHING.

MOP THAT FLOOR.

CUT THAT SANDWICH.

WIPE MY ASS.

- I'M STILL NOT SUREHOW BRINGING YOU

A KEG OF COLT 45IS TRAINING TO BE--

WHAT?

I'VE BEEN DOINGALL THESE CHORES

JUST TO SET UPSOME STUPID PARTY?

I KNEW THAT WASN'T TRAINING.

- YOU'RE RIGHT, SON,THAT WASN'T TRAINING.

THIS IS.- GETTIN' DRUNK?

- MY SECRET TO SKATINGLIKE A STEED ON SPEED

IS TO DO IT WHILE [bleep] UPAND LIQUOR AND WEED.

- IF IT RHYMES,IT'S GOTTA BE TRUE.

[rustling]

- WHAT IS IT, BOY?

- [growls]

[both grunting]

- OH, NO.

THAT'S NOT ONE OF YOURREGULAR SCABS, BUDDY.

THAT STRAY HOBO BIT YOU.

- OH, NO.OH, GOD, NO.

BITTEN BY A RABID HOBO--

SON, I'M AFRAID WE'LLHAVE TO PUT YOUR PET DOWN.

BUT DON'T WORRY.IT'LL BE EXTREMELY PAINFUL.

- NO!- WELL, OKAY.

BUT IF HE SHOWS ANY SIGN,YOU'LL HAVE TO FOLLOW

THE AMERICAN MEDICALASSOCIATION'S GUIDELINES

AND "CAP THAT CRACKERIN HIS MOTHER[bleep] DOME."

[all cheering]

[puma growling]

[puma growls]

- NOW TAKING THE ICEFOR TEAM BRICKLEBERRY,

DENZEL JACKSON.

- WHOO!

[beatboxing]

[giggles]

[beatboxing]

[vomits]

I HOPE I MADE YOU PROUD,MR. CARRUTHERS.

- MR. CARRUTHERS?WHY, HE DIED IN 1998.

THIS IS SILLY WILLIE.

HE HAS SEVERE LATE STAGEALZHEIMER'S. VERY SAD.

- THEY DON'T CALL ME"WHERE THE [bleep] AM I?" WILLIE

FOR NOTHING.

- NOW, FOR OUR FINAL EVENT--FOREST GYMNASTICS.

- HA! LOOK AT 'EM, MAGNUS.

YOU'VE GOT RADCLIFFSO SCARED,

HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE SOMEONETO GO UP AGAINST YOU.

THE GOLDEN ACORNIS AS GOOD AS OURS.

[laughs maniacally]

- YOU GUYS, I'M REALLY WORRIEDABOUT STEVE.

I CAN'T FIND HIM ANYWHERE.

- COMPETING FORTEAM BRICKLEBERRY,

THE SWISS FIST...MAGNUS BLICKENSDERFER.

[cheers and applause]

AND FOR TEAM YELLOWSTONE,

THE RANGER OF DANGERSTEVE WILLIAMS.

- WHAT'S UP, BITCHES?

[all groaning]

- [gasps] STEVE,WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOURSELF?

- I TOOK A SHIT-TONOF STEROIDS,

LIKE YOU TOLD ME TO.

- I NEVER TOLD YOUTO DO THAT.

- YOU IMPLIED IT.

AND NOW LOOK AT THE STEVE--

HE'S RIPPED!

- DID YOU WORK OUT AT ALL?

- YOU HAVE TO WORK OUT?

WHAT THE HELL GOODARE STEROIDS THEN?

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