Jeff Joseph - Jeffrey Dahmer

Larry Miller & Jeff Joseph Season 1, Ep 0107 02/24/1992 Views: 1,839

Jeffrey Dahmer must have an eating disorder. (1:06)

YEAH, I GUESS HE'S JUSTGOT AN EATING DISORDER.

YEAH, HE DOESN'T NEED PRISONTIME, HE JUST NEEDS JENNY CRAIG.

AND MIKE TYSON WASSURPRISINGLY CONVICTED

DESPITE HIS BRILLIANT DEFENSE.

"SHE WANTED IT!

( laughter )

"SHE WANTED IT, YOUR HONOR.

THEY ALL WANT IT FROM ME."

AND WHO AMONG USWOULDN'T WANT IT

FROM BRIGHT, CHEERFUL,CUDDLY, KIND MIKE?

"MOTHER TERESA WANTS IT.

"COME ON, SHE'S WEARING SHEETS.

SHE'S READY FOR BED."

NOW, IF THOMAS WAS HIS JUDGE,HE'D BE A FREE MAN TODAY.

"MIKE, APPROACH THE BENCH, MAN.

"NOBODY LISTENS TO THESE GIRLS.

"JUST HAVE A PUBIC HAIR,A COKE AND A SMILE

AND YOU GET OUT OF HERE."

I SAY, PUT TYSONIN A CELL WITH DAHMER.

"BUT HE WANTED IT, YOUR HONOR!

PROBLEM IS,NOW HE WON'T GIVE IT BACK."