Richard Lewis - Bachelor Pad

Jeff Marder & David Feldman Season 1, Ep 28 02/24/1992 Views: 429

All of Richard's furniture is sharp. (1:11)

THE MOST FRIGHTENING THING.

THERE WAS ABOUT AS MANY ACTORSIN THE AUDIENCE

AS THERE ARE HEREIN THE STUDIO AUDIENCE

AND I WAS SO NERVOUS,AND THE DIRECTOR SAYS--

IT WAS AN IMPROV THING--

HE SAYS, "YOU'RE A PHARMACISTAND YOU'RE AN ABORIGINE, GO!"

OH, MY GOD!

OKAY, WELL, THAT PRETTY MUCHTOOK CARE OF MY ACTING CAREER.

BUT I HAVE FRIENDS--

MY MANAGER HOWARD KLEIN COMESOVER WITH HIS TWO CHILDREN

AND I LIVE IN A HOUSELIKE I'M A BACHELOR.

I HAVE SHARP FURNITUREAND I HAD NO TOYS FOR CHILDREN.

I HAD ONE TOY-- I HADA BLOOD PRESSURE MACHINE

WHICH YOU COULD PUTYOUR FINGER IN.

IT WAS SAD SEEINGTHE LITTLE BABY PUT HIS FINGER

IN THE BLOOD PRESSURE...

SO THEN WHEN HOWIECAME OVER THE NEXT TIME

I BOUGHT SOME TRANSFORMERS,WHATEVER THEY ARE.

IT GOT ME SCARED.

I HAD TO GO BACK TO ANALYSIS.

BECAUSE IT LOOKEDLIKE A MAITRE D'

AND YOU TURN IT UPSIDE DOWN,IT'S RAMBO.

IT WAS THE MOSTFRIGHTENING THING.

( laughter )

THAT YOU COULD BUY, LIKE,INNOCENT BYSTANDER DOLLS

WATCHING PEOPLE GETMURDERED, RIGHT?