Zombie Attack

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The zombies have broken through, and a survivor is forced to put one man out of his misery. (1:20)

- THE ZOMBIES BROKE THROUGH!ZOMBIES--AARGH!

- AAH!- OH, MY GOD!

TOMMY'S BEEN BIT!

[audio slows down]

[audio at normal speed]

- AAH, DAMN!

[screams in background]

DAMN IT!NO, NO, NO!

- WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO!

- NO, I CA--I CA--I CAN'T DO IT.

- D--DO WHAT?

- YOU HAVE TO DO IT!HE'S BEEN BIT!

- YES--AAH!AAH! UNH! AAH!

- NO, NO, NO!- FORGIVE ME, TOMMY!

- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!- [screams]

ARRGH! AAH! AAH! AAH!

[panting]

- [crying] OH, NO!

- AAH!

I CA--I CAN'T BELIEVETHE ZOMBIES BIT HIM!

- [crying] IT WASN'TA ZOMBIE, IT WAS A RACCOON.

[crying]

ZOMBIES ARE RACCOONS, RIGHT?

NO, IT'S JUST ZOMBIES?

[crying]

OH, [bleep],YOU JUST KILLED TOMMY.

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