Defending Your Tweet - Brian Posehn & Doug Benson

Season 1 , Ep 4 03/12/13 Views: 15,200

Doug Benson confuses a flight attendant, and Brian Posehn picks an unusual time to masturbate. (1:58)

AND KICK OUT THE CHAIR.

IT'S "DEFENDING YOUR TWEET."

[cheers and applause]

YOU TWEETED IT.

NOW I'M GONNA READ ITAND ASK YOU TO DEFEND IT

IN FRONT OF ALL THESE PEOPLE.

DOUG, YOU ARE FIRST.

ON JANUARY 8TH,YOU TWEETED THE FOLLOWING.

DOUG, DEFEND YOUR TWEET.

HOW HIGH WERE YOUWHEN YOU WROTE THIS?

- HOW HIGH WAS I?

HOW HIGH WASTHE FLIGHT ATTENDANT

WHEN SHE GAVE MEA FLY SWATTER?

WHY WOULD SHE EVEN THINKSOMEONE'S ASKING FOR THAT?

- I DON'T KNOW.

HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU ASK HERFOR THE FLY SWATTER?

- [laughing]

I HAD COTTON MOUTH.

I NEEDED A LOTOF FLY SWATTER.

- ALL RIGHT, BRIAN.- ALL RIGHT.

- THIS IS ONE OFMY FAVORITE TWEETS EVER.

ON SEPTEMBER 19TH,YOU TWEETED...

[laughter and applause]

BRIAN POSEHN,DEFEND YOUR TWEET.

- ALL RIGHT.LET ME SET THE SCENE.

- [laughs]- PLEASE.

- SO I'M REWATCHING THE MIST.

- [laughs]

- AND I'M MASTURBATING.

AND MARCIA GAY HARDENCOMES ON.

- WHAT HAPPENS THEN?- I WROTE THE TWEET.

- [laughs]

BUT SHE DOES GET SHOTIN THE HEAD.

- I WAS LIKE, "I GOTTA STOP."- YOU GOTTA PAUSE.

- YEAH, YEAH.- GOTTA PAUSE AND TWEET THIS.

- I'LL BE BACKTO YOU, BUDDY.

- [laughs]

- THIS ISTOTALLY TWEETABLE.

- WELL, YOUR PENISSOUNDS PATIENT.

WELL, THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCHFOR BEING HERE TONIGHT.

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