Rob Stapleton - Strippers

  • Season 13, Ep 6
  • 01/11/2009
  • Views: 9,171

One strip club in Brooklyn looked like they hired the girls that day. (2:14)

THIS IS WHERE I'M FROM,THE BOOGIE-DOWN BRONX.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

THIS IS ME RIGHT HERE.

IF YOU LIVE IN NEW YORK,

THE SUBWAY IS LIKE YOURMERCEDES-BENZ RIGHT HERE.

YOU GET ON THE SUBWAY,YOU AIN'T TOO HAPPY.

YOU JUST WANT TOGET WHERE YOU GOT TO BE.

YOU EVER SIT ON THE SUBWAYIN NEW YORK?

EVEN IF YOU'RE A TOURIST,YOU GOT TO COME THROUGHJUST TO RIDE IT ONCE.

YOU GET ON THE TRAIN,YOU JUST WANT YOUR OWN SPACE.

YOU DON'T WANT TOMESS WITH NOBODY.

YOU EVER SIT ON THE TRAIN,YOU'RE READING THE PAPER,

THE PERSON NEXT TO YOUSTARTS READING YOUR PAPER?

YOU FINISH THE PAGE,YOU CAN'T TURN,

'CAUSE THIS [BLEEP]AIN'T FINISHED.

YOU TRY TO TURN THE PAGE.

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

"WE READING YOUR PAPER."

ONE THINGWE AIN'T GOT IN NEW YORK --

WE TRY TO DO IT BUT CAN'T DO --IS THE STRIP CLUBS.

WE CAN'T DOTHAT STRIP-CLUB THING.

WE TRY IN NEW YORK,BUT WE CAN'T.

YOU GOT TO GO TO ATLANTA, MIAMI

WHERE THEY DOTHE REAL STRIP-CLUB THING.

DO THE STRIP CLUB IN NEW YORK --

I WENT TO ONE STRIP CLUBIN BROOKLYN.

IT LOOKED LIKE THEY JUST HIREDTHE CHICKS THAT DAY.

ONE CHICK CAME OUT,AND SHE HAD HER KIDS WITH HER.

"LEAVE YOUR BROTHER ALONE!"

ANOTHER STRIPPER CAME OUT.SHE HAD A COLD.

YOU EVER SEE A STRIPPERWITH A COLD?

[ COUGHING ]

HER NOSE IS RUNNING.SHE HAD VICKS ON HER CHEST.

AND SHE HAD A.D.D.SHE WAS LIKE, "HUH?

HUH?"

I SAID,"HOW COULD THIS GET WORSE?"

YOU KNOW, I'M SITTING THERELIKE I NEED TO GO TO CHURCH.

I THOUGHT THAT WAS IT.

THEY HAD ANOTHER STRIPPER.LITTLE, SHORT STRIPPER CAME OUT.

LITTLE, SHORT STRIPPERNAMED SWEET'N LOW.

SHE CAME OUT. SHE GOES...

SHE SLID DOWN THE POLE,I LOST IT.

I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THAT ONE.I'M GOING TO HELL.

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